Best Band Quotes This Year

glitter162*
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 2:16pm UTC

Unless you're music,
I don't want to listen to you.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Me: It doesn't matter how long you've liked a band as long as you really like their music.
Girl from school: Hey I really like that band.
Me: Fück you I liked them first you're not a real fan go away shut up I hate you you can't take them from me they're mine.

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vivre merveilleusement*
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 7:54pm UTC

Plot Twist: Macklemore doesn't want to go thrift shopping with you.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC

what would you do if you woke up one saturday morning and instead of hearing the usual quiet your house contains you hear voices so you open your door and peek out and you see your favorite band talking to your parents "oh honey come meet our new neighbors" what would you do?

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 3:08pm UTC

My worst fear is looking bad on a photo with a band member.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 2:46pm UTC

if you are in a band and you need a merch girl i am available
if you are in a band and need a girl i am available
if you are in a band i am available
i am available

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LaylaTheAwesome
posted a quote
August 15, 2013 3:09pm UTC

School sucks, who wants to start a band ??

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 1:56pm UTC

if you hate a band members wife/girlfriend just because they are with the band member you can just tap dance the frick away from me

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 9:49am UTC

Isn't it weird
that we pay money to see other human beings?

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 8:02pm UTC

July 2nd, 182nd day of the year.
It's 12pm.
Congratulations you have officially wasted half the year.
I finally understand what Blink-182 means.
nmq

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happiest*
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 3:15pm UTC

People:You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
Me:IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
October 14, 2013 1:21am UTC

When you like a band,
you identify yourself with them.
THEY BECOME PART OF WHO YOU ARE.
- Pierre Bouvier (Simple Plan)

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 3:59pm UTC

Styles has 6 letters.
Tomlinson has 9 letters.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 3:32pm UTC

Remember when you didnt know which band member was which Remember when you didn’t know whose voice was whose.
Now its just audio of someone: breathes
me: Niall STOP UGH

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Cammie
posted a quote
August 14, 2013 11:50pm UTC

I wear band merch in public as
a form of mating call.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Guy Friend: My ex just sent me the song Better Dig Two by, The Band Perry. What do I do?
Me: Change your name, learn Spanish, dye your hair, and move to Columbia.

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 2:23pm UTC

If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely. Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.

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catchtheshadows
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 12:57pm UTC

me: hey wanna play a game
band member: um okay
me: okay so if you take the i, a, and m out of william what do you get
band member: will
me: what comes after t in the alphabet?
band member: u
me: who had a little lamb?
band member: mary
me: who am i talking to?
band member: me?
me: HAHA I WAS RECORDING THAT WHOLE TIME NOW WITH A LITTLE BIT OF MOVIE MAGIC I CAN TAKE OUT WHAT I SAID HAHAHA YOU DIDNT EXPECT TO GET ENGAGED TODAY DID YOU WELL ITS TOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOURE WIFE F*CK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAHOO LATE NOW I CANT WAIT TO BE YOURE WIFE F*CK YES I GOT YOU I GOT YOU SO BAD OH YEAH

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 2:19pm UTC

A moment of silence for
every clarinet player who
gets called “Squidward"

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
December 11, 2013 7:30pm UTC

Apparently
you can't like a band if you don't know all the member's full names,
every song they've ever written,
how many times a day they use the bathroom,
their blood type and own a sample of their hair.

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