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Best Awkwardmoments Quotes Ever

  1. elephants_are_cool* elephants_are_cool*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    you say something in a different language and it sounds like you're swearing.

  2. jessica333 jessica333
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 11:05am UTC
    The Awkward Moment When
    You make what you think is a
    good quote...
    and no one likes it

  3. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 7:55pm UTC
    The awkward moment,
    you're straightening your hair and
    you don't realize it's not on

  4. ForeverDreaminggg ForeverDreaminggg
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:09am UTC
    Awkward Moments #12
    When you're the first one who finishs a test,
    But you sit there and wait for someone else to go up.
    Format by defe4ted

  5. ForeverDreaminggg ForeverDreaminggg
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 3:08pm UTC
    Awkward Moments #24
    When you say somthing aloud,
    That sounded better in your head.
    Format by defe4ted

  6. ForeverDreaminggg ForeverDreaminggg
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 9:11am UTC
    Awkward Moments #13
    When ,
    You see the same stranger in one day.
    Format by defe4ted

  7. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 11:15pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you're walking past a bathroom stall and you make eye contact with the person in the stall from the crack in the door.

  8. ForeverDreaminggg ForeverDreaminggg
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    Awkward Moments #25
    When you're left alone,
    With someone you dont know.
    Format by defe4ted

  9. ForeverDreaminggg ForeverDreaminggg
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Awkward Moments #7
    When i wear my apple bottom jeans,
    And cant find my boots with the fur.
    Format by defe4ted

  10. ForeverDreaminggg ForeverDreaminggg
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Awkward Moments #32
    When you remember somthing funny,
    And cant stop smiling like and idiot.
    Format by defe4ted

  11. ForeverDreaminggg ForeverDreaminggg
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    Awkward Moments #15
    When you're pet walks away from you ,
    And you feel betrayed.
    Format by defe4ted

  12. ForeverDreaminggg ForeverDreaminggg
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    Awkward Moments #17
    When dentist ask you questions,
    While there hands are in your mouth.
    Format by defe4ted

  13. ForeverDreaminggg ForeverDreaminggg
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    Awkward Moments #26
    When the garbage,
    Goes out more then you.
    Format by defe4ted

  14. maria_love maria_love
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    That awkward moment when someone is watching you eat..

  15. ForeverDreaminggg ForeverDreaminggg
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 7:52am UTC
    Awkward Moments #31
    When two people,
    Have a conversation on your facebook status.
    Format by defe4ted

  16. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2014 9:19pm UTC
    Awkward Moments
    We all have awkward moments like passing by your ex ; or sitting in class & fart while your'e taking a test.
    Or alone with the doctor when they're checking your body ; or when you're at a store in pj's & you run into a hottie.
    Or when ppl laugh when you spill something on your clothes ; or when you're kissing your lover & they have a booger hanging down their nose.
    Or when you're talking to your friend & they have something in their teeth ; or when you hug your friend tight & their hair is full of grease.
    Or when you send someone the wrong text ; or when you sit with your parents talking about s✯x.
    Or when you call someone the wrong name ; or when you try talking to a girl/boy but you have no game.
    Or when you go out with friends & you're the third wheel ; or when you're walking around with a broken heel.
    Or when you notice a girls b/ra full of toilet paper ; or when you get a haircut & have a messed up taper.
    Or when you think someones waving at you but they're waving at someone else ; or when your undies are showing & you're in need of a belt.
    Or when you say bye to someone thats going your way ; or when you tell a ga/y person to keep heading straight.
    Or when you tell a joke but nobody laughs ; or when a girl sends a booty pic when she has no as/s.
    Or when you get rejected in-front of your friends ; or when you see a girls pad when she bends.
    Without awkward moments things wouldnt be the same ; just have a laugh instead of putting your head down in shame.

  17. ForeverDreaminggg ForeverDreaminggg
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Awkward Moments #8
    When your bro,
    Actually tells a cool story.
    Format by defe4ted

  18. jessica333 jessica333
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2013 12:31pm UTC
    The awkward moment when
    You make a quote that turned out
    terrible
    and having to rush back and delete it hoping
    no one saw

  19. brebre911 brebre911
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 11:34am UTC
    In a dead silent classroom about 30 people taking tests......
    STOMACH: '' I will now demonstrate a whales mating call.''

  20. ForeverDreaminggg ForeverDreaminggg
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    Awkward Moments #4
    When you're playing with your pen,
    And it decides to be Superman.
    Format by defe4ted

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