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Awkward Moments

We all have awkward moments like passing by your ex ; or sitting in class & fart while your'e taking a test.
Or alone with the doctor when they're checking your body ; or when you're at a store in pj's & you run into a hottie.
Or when ppl laugh when you spill something on your clothes ; or when you're kissing your lover & they have a booger hanging down their nose.
Or when you're talking to your friend & they have something in their teeth ; or when you hug your friend tight & their hair is full of grease.
Or when you send someone the wrong text ; or when you sit with your parents talking about s✯x.
Or when you call someone the wrong name ; or when you try talking to a girl/boy but you have no game.
Or when you go out with friends & you're the third wheel ; or when you're walking around with a broken heel.
Or when you notice a girls b/ra full of toilet paper ; or when you get a haircut & have a messed up taper.
Or when you think someones waving at you but they're waving at someone else ; or when your undies are showing & you're in need of a belt.
Or when you say bye to someone thats going your way ; or when you tell a ga/y person to keep heading straight.
Or when you tell a joke but nobody laughs ; or when a girl sends a booty pic when she has no as/s.
Or when you get rejected in-front of your friends ; or when you see a girls pad when she bends.
Without awkward moments things wouldnt be the same ; just have a laugh instead of putting your head down in shame.

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