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iLL-Legal Alien👽*
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November 1, 2014 9:19pm UTC

Awkward Moments
We all have awkward moments like passing by your ex ; or sitting in class & fart while your'e taking a test.
Or alone with the doctor when they're checking your body ; or when you're at a store in pj's & you run into a hottie.
Or when ppl laugh when you spill something on your clothes ; or when you're kissing your lover & they have a booger hanging down their nose.
Or when you're talking to your friend & they have something in their teeth ; or when you hug your friend tight & their hair is full of grease.
Or when you send someone the wrong text ; or when you sit with your parents talking about s✯x.
Or when you call someone the wrong name ; or when you try talking to a girl/boy but you have no game.
Or when you go out with friends & you're the third wheel ; or when you're walking around with a broken heel.
Or when you notice a girls b/ra full of toilet paper ; or when you get a haircut & have a messed up taper.
Or when you think someones waving at you but they're waving at someone else ; or when your undies are showing & you're in need of a belt.
Or when you say bye to someone thats going your way ; or when you tell a ga/y person to keep heading straight.
Or when you tell a joke but nobody laughs ; or when a girl sends a booty pic when she has no as/s.
Or when you get rejected in-front of your friends ; or when you see a girls pad when she bends.
Without awkward moments things wouldnt be the same ; just have a laugh instead of putting your head down in shame.

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FallenAngel*
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January 19, 2014 2:34pm UTC

That awkward moment when a moment isn't really awkward but then some awkward person just says "Awkward." Then that awkward moment, that wasn't really awkward just becomes awkward. Awkward.

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coco7*
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January 12, 2014 5:56pm UTC

Today I was trying to say "Gold, Frankincense, and Myrrh."
Instead, I said, "Gold, Frankenstein, and Myrrh."
O.o

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StephanieCollado
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August 8, 2013 12:09am UTC

That awkward moment...
When its your birthday and everyone is singing happy birthday to you
and you just stand there, clueless of what to do...

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Applex
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July 25, 2013 5:43am UTC

My mum's friend: My sons been busy since they broke up from school. I never see him
My Mum: Yeah, I hardly see my daughter.
Me: *Walks close enough to join in conversation*
Mum's friend: I though your daughter was out all the time
Me: OH no! hehe...no. Me? go out? socialise? haha
mum's friend:
me:... so you werent joking?
Mum: *sighs*
Mum's Friend: no...
Me: I stay in my room all day and listen to music, suf the internet; witty, twitter, wattpad. I dont socialise unless i have to. which just happens to be now...
And that is how I realised that I literally have no social life

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starcastic
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July 5, 2013 12:19am UTC

that awkward moment when something isn't even awkward.

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RobynnRellaa
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June 14, 2013 1:47pm UTC

#1 That awkward moment when...
You don't understand what the person said , so you just start smiling :]

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ThatWeirdGirl*
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June 13, 2013 7:55pm UTC

The awkward moment,
you're straightening your hair and
you don't realize it's not on

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ForeverDreaminggg
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June 11, 2013 2:56pm UTC

Awkward Moments #34
When you get into one ,
Little fight and move to Bel-air.
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ForeverDreaminggg
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June 11, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Awkward Moments #33
When someone is ,
Watching you eat.
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ForeverDreaminggg
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June 11, 2013 2:47pm UTC

Awkward Moments #33
When someone is ,
Watching you eat.
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ForeverDreaminggg
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June 2, 2013 7:04pm UTC

Awkward Moments #32
When you remember somthing funny,
And cant stop smiling like and idiot.
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ForeverDreaminggg
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June 1, 2013 7:52am UTC

Awkward Moments #31
When two people,
Have a conversation on your facebook status.
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ForeverDreaminggg
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June 1, 2013 7:50am UTC

Awkward Moments #30
When am music video,
Has nothing to do with a song or the lyrics.
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HappyCriminal
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May 30, 2013 3:40pm UTC

the awkward moment when you can't build your Kinder Surprise Toy even with instructions!

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ForeverDreaminggg
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May 28, 2013 10:48pm UTC

Awkward Moments #28
When you're chewing gum,
And it falls out your mouth.
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font-size: 40px; letter-spacing: -1px;

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ForeverDreaminggg
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May 28, 2013 10:45pm UTC

Awkward Moments #27
When you're moms doing dishes,
And you slowly place one in the sink.
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ForeverDreaminggg
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May 28, 2013 10:39pm UTC

Awkward Moments #26
When the garbage,
Goes out more then you.
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ForeverDreaminggg
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May 28, 2013 3:11pm UTC

Awkward Moments #25
When you're left alone,
With someone you dont know.
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ForeverDreaminggg
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May 28, 2013 3:08pm UTC

Awkward Moments #24
When you say somthing aloud,
That sounded better in your head.
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