HappyCriminal

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Name: Mia
Age: 14
Looks: Brown eyes, Tan skin and Brown dark blue dip dyed hair :)
Food: SUSHI :3
Hobbies: Ice skating, Horse riding, Fangirling and Witty Profiling

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Ok I LOVE Connor Franta and Jc Caylen!!!!!! I am a total fangirl type person thing I DO NOT DO INSPIRING QUOTES CUZ THEY R BORING

HappyCriminal
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August 22, 2013 2:05pm UTC

Sorry I copied this quiz :3
About You
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown and Blue
Height: 5'3
Favorite Color: NEON green and orange
Screen Name: ?
Favorite Movie: Growns Ups
Favorite Show: Regular show
Your Car: I'm 14 -_-
Your Hometown: Thailand
Your Present Town: Leeds -_-
Your Crushes First Name: Jc
Your Grade: 9
Have You Ever
Sat on your rooftop? no
Kissed someone in the rain? ewww no
Danced in a public place? Oh yesh.
Smiled for no reason? Yeah.
Laughed so hard you cried? YESHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Written a song? YESHHSHSHSH
Sang to someone for no reason? On skype ONLY
Performed on a stage? MMHHHHMM
Talked to someone you don't know? I think we all have.
Gone roller skating since 8th grade? I've done Ice Skating
Been in love? Yes.
Who was the last person to
Say HI to you? IDK
Tell you, I love you? my mum I think.
Hug you? mummy
Call your cell phone? MY bezzie
Buy you something? My mum......

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HappyCriminal
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August 22, 2013 8:38am UTC

Why don't you drink a nice glass of STFU

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HappyCriminal
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August 22, 2013 8:34am UTC

Ermm Excuse my I think you dropped your IQ

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HappyCriminal
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July 4, 2013 3:43pm UTC

IF TYPING IN CAPS IS CONSIDERED YELLING, then why isn't typing in all lower case considered whispering. sHoUlD'nT tAlKiNg LoOk LiKe ThIs.

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HappyCriminal
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July 4, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Its raining, now its snowing, now its raining again, now its windy, now more rain? Oh wait I forgot, I'm in the car wash.

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HappyCriminal
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July 4, 2013 3:36pm UTC

men in their 20s play football, men in their 30s play tennis, men in their 40s play golf... ever notice the older they get the smaller their balls?? LMAO

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HappyCriminal
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July 4, 2013 3:29pm UTC

look at this, it's a stick man rubbing his butt on the ground! ________&_________

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HappyCriminal
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July 4, 2013 3:26pm UTC

painting all the rocks in the garden white to prepare for an epic snowball fight this winter.

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HappyCriminal
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July 4, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Read this upside down - 370HSSV 0773H

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HappyCriminal
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June 9, 2013 4:15pm UTC

0 faves = I'm ugly...
3 faves = I'm okay...
5 faves = I'm cute...
7 faves = I'm hot...
25 faves = I'm beautiful
30 faves = I'm breathtaking
Repost this if you're not afraid.♥♥

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HappyCriminal
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June 1, 2013 5:10am UTC

I'm the kind of person that still leaps into bed in case the boogie man is under there...

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HappyCriminal
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June 1, 2013 5:06am UTC

when i hear a joke i laugh 3 times. 1st time- when its told, 2nd time-when its explained, 3rd time- 5 minutes later when i finally get it :)

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May 31, 2013 4:10pm UTC

1. Do you sleep in your bra? sometimes
2. Do you like noodles? HELL YEAH
3. Do you enjoy drama? Uesh
4. Are you a girly girl? IDK
5. Small or large purses? WTF who uses purses?
7. Are you short? average
8. Do you like somebody? maybe.....yes
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Not really
10. Do you like Halloween? Not after I embrassed myself last year
11. Favorite time of year? summer
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? dunno the floor I guess
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Yeah I sat on my friends hand
14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? I hope not
15. Do you call anybody by their last name? Yeah :)
be honest;
1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? pink
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Both
3. Longest relationship? reationship hahahahahahaha.....oh you were serious
4. Do you have a best friend? YESHHHHHHHHHHHHH <3
5. Have you ever had your heart broken? nah man
6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? nah
7. Do you like your life? I guess
8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? probably
9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Girls. IDK
10. How long have you had a facebook? 3 or 4 years
11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? yeah but he slapped me first so....
12. What are your biggest fear(s)? Spiders, Death and The Dark
13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Once or twice.
14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Yes. Joey Graceffa
15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? erm I've never heard that so nnot really
16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yeah I'm so dang EPIC
17. Do you ever wish you were famous? yeaasshhhh
18. Are you currently missing someone? yes :(
19: What are you doing right now? this survey
which type?
Cowboy or Gangster? There the same thing but one is from Texas.
Face or Body? personality.
Sweet or Sexy? Sweet
Contacts or Glasses? I can see clearly so....
01. Eyeliner or Mascara? Eyeliner.
02. Pink or black? Pink
03. Pumps or flats? same thing right
04. Skirts or pants? Pants.
05. Socks or leggings? Leggings.
06. Hoodies or jackets? Hoddies
07. Heels or sneakers? Sneakers. Can I call them trainers? We call them trainers in England. Trainers.
08. Straight or curly hair? both
09. White or black? white
10. Smoothies or lattes? smoothies
11. Diet or regular sodas? Regular.
12. Water or daiquiris? Water.
13. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds.
14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? Do you actually expect me to answer that?
15. iPod or cell phone? phone
16. Friends or family? WTF how can I pick both OBS
17. Lip gloss or lip stick? Lip stick.
18. Manicure or pedicures? both
19. Tank tops or beaters? Beaters.
20. Big sunglasses or small? I don't wear sunglasses.
21. Sunglasses or purses? Neither I'm not lame
1)Funny or Serious? Funny
2)Romantic or Daredevil? Daredevil.
3)Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? Light.
4)Long Hair or Short Hair? Medium.
5)Curly Hair or Straight Hair? Curly.
6)Hockey Player or Football Player? hockey

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HappyCriminal
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May 31, 2013 3:21am UTC

When you get that mini spaz attack because you are half asleep and all of a sudden think you are falling off a cliff.

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HappyCriminal
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May 31, 2013 3:14am UTC

when your hand is too fat to fit into a box of pringles, you know you shouldn't be having them.

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HappyCriminal
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May 30, 2013 3:57pm UTC

follow for follow back
sorry I seem beggy but I've posted a lot of qutoes and in my notifications lots of the same people have been faving my qutoes but not following so yeah kinda depressed.

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HappyCriminal
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May 30, 2013 3:43pm UTC

I was told the meaning of MUM today, multi-skilled, unpaid, miracle worker!

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HappyCriminal
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May 30, 2013 3:40pm UTC

the awkward moment when you can't build your Kinder Surprise Toy even with instructions!

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HappyCriminal
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May 30, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Best friends will scream, "I FRIKKIN LOVE YOU!" in public and not worry about whether other people think ya'll are gay. :D

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HappyCriminal
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May 30, 2013 3:34pm UTC

My parents told me, "You've got to stop watching so much TV and read more!" So I turned on the subtitles.

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