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  1. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2014 12:50pm UTC
    That awkward
    moment when you
    think you're
    important to
    someone, and
    you're not

  2. The Show Off* The Show Off*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 9:39pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're waiting for her reply and she replying you Hmmmmmmm!!

  3. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 8:32pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you're kicking ãss in a game and you realize you've been watching the wrong screen.

  4. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 11:04am UTC
    Friend: That awkward moment when your imaginary boyfriend cheats on you with one of your real friends. Me: That's not even possible.Friend: Don't play dumb with me! I know it was you, you lying bítch.

  5. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2014 6:40pm UTC
    That awkward moment when something awkward happens.

  6. * Sabaism * * Sabaism * happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 6:05pm UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    You have dirt under your fingernails
    And the dirt turns out to be the same dirt found at a crime scene
    So you become the number one suspect
    And you have to change your name and leave the country
    Then years later, after marrying some horse named Matilda the FBI finds you
    And you get put in prision where you are brutally beaten and later die.

  7. valerieexrainbowss valerieexrainbowss
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    the only thing you get an A on
    is an online anxiety test

  8. Move_Along Move_Along
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    The Awkward Moment When...
    the school calls your cell phone and you don't know how they got your number

  9. iLL-Legal Alien👽* iLL-Legal Alien👽*
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    That awkward moment before birth ;
    And after death.

  10. CommonTeen CommonTeen
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when someone you hate
    thinks their opinion
    is valid.

  11. CommonTeen CommonTeen
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when someone you hate
    thinks their opinion
    is valid.

  12. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 10:55am UTC
    My mom just saw my witty and that did not go down well

  13. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    When you realise that you keep getting friendzoned
    Not because you're nice
    But because you're ugly.

  14. BlackRoses * BlackRoses *
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you are in a deep thought, then realize you're staring directly at someone

  15. The Sleeping Wallflower* The Sleeping Wallflower*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment: When you are looking at quotes and in between 2 quotes is a "Be a Model" advertisement with a pretty girl in the picture and you yell out "I AM TOO F.UC.KING UGLY TOO BE A D.AMN MODEL!!!!!!!!! NOW GET THE F.U.CK OUTTA MY FACE, YOU PRETTY A.SS B.ITCH!!!!!!

  16. lucyviolette lucyviolette
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2013 9:53am UTC
    The most awkward moment is when someone catches you taking a selfie

  17. hopetrustbelieve01 hopetrustbelieve01
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your pocket isn't full of sunshine.

  18. *AngelsAreBadass* *AngelsAreBadass*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    that awkward moment when you walk into a friends house and their little brother is piggybacking on their mom, the whole time shouting "Im just like daddy!"
    That other awkward moment when you realise a four year old has more (real life :P) expirience than you.
    ._.

  19. QuoteMyLife QuoteMyLife
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 8:28pm UTC
    When you learn something really cool,
    and you go show your friend,
    and it doesn't work.

  20. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when you flush the toilet
    in the middle of the night
    and it's the loudest
    f*cking sound in the
    entire universe.

:)

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