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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2013 12:38pm UTC
    do you ever just look at someone and think
    "wow, let me take your pants off,"?

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    i had an exam today and to brighten the mood,
    i decided to play a game on everyone else. every ten minutes, i would ask for more paper even though i didn't actually need it. the fear in the eyes of my fellow classmates as they thought i was on my 10th page of my essay whilst they were on their first was priceless

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    when i was thirteen my sister had
    a boyfriend who had a wicked hot cousin. they knew i found him attractive. so, being the two that they were, they forced jarrod into my bedroom, as i was awtching tv, in just. a. bra.

  4. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    Texting Mom:
    Mom:Hi Sweetie, do your (.)(.) still hurt from the optition?
    Me: Um.. Mom.. check what you just sent me.
    Mom: What? It means eye, right? I saw it on your brothers phone texting his gf, it said 'I love looking at your beautiful (.)(.)
    Me: No Mom. It doesn't.
    Mom:...

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:49pm UTC
    if people winked in real life as much
    as they do in text messages, this world would be a really creepy place

  6. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2013 1:07pm UTC
    Dad
    if i pay u, will u come out of ur room?

  7. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    "haha i fuc.ked ur mom last nite"
    "shut up dad"

  8. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 9:48am UTC
    When I moved to a new school, I talked in a british accent and told everyone I was from England and I had a whole backstory planned and I told people the crappy clothes I wore were the british trend and all cool british people would wear them and long story short those idiots still believe I'm English.

  9. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    So, my school had a high school talent show and the seniors were making fun of the principle who graduated in the years of '69 because my principle likes to talk about the days back in '69'. The principle was in the room when this was happening and she was actually laughing.. mostly because... she had no idea what the real meaning of 69 was.

  10. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 8:22pm UTC
    Me: I hate you all.
    Cute Boy: -Exists-
    Me: Except you..
    you're cute..
    Cute Boy:
    Me:
    Cute Boy:
    Me:
    Cute Boy:
    Me:
    Cute Boy:
    Me:
    Cute Boy:
    Me: Let me love you.

  11. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    Me: So I heard you like bad girls
    Boy:
    Me: And I'm not trying to impress
    you or anything but uhm I jaywalk..
    Boy: - Lectures me for 1240324
    hours about how dangerous jay
    walking is.-

  12. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    WAKE ME UP WHEN
    september ends
    [ OH IT ALREADY DID? AWKK.. ]

  13. Little_Writer_220 Little_Writer_220
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    Happily Ever After
    Chapter Five
    “Woah,” he chuckled. “Wait, Shark Tooth didn’t-“
    “He’s in jail,” I said and Niall smiled.
    “Well you’ve… grown,” he said and I laughed.
    “Just a bit,” I chuckled. “I turned seventeen last month and got my drivers license.”
    “That’s good,” Niall said. “Anything else new?”
    “Not really,” I said. “I’ve just been helping plan my brother’s wedding.”
    “Oh yeah,” Niall said. “He invited me to that.”
    “I heard,” I chuckled.
    “What’s that supposed to mean?” he laughed.
    “Imagine if you still thought I was dead and I was at his wedding,” I said and he laughed harder.
    “That would be interesting,” he said and I nodded.
    “Just kiss already!” Louis shouted and I laughed.
    “I’d much rather be friends with the boy,” I said and Niall’s face dropped.
    “Oh,” he said quietly.
    “We’ve both changed a lot,” I said to him. “Besides we didn’t know each other very well anyway.”
    ~NIALL’S POV~
    Of course she only wants to be my friend. I waited so long for her to come back, I knew she was going to come back even though everyone said she wasn’t going to, and now she has no interest in me. Wait. Yes she does. She obviously had some interest in me at the club yesterday… and after the club yesterday.
    “I guess you’re right,” I said after she told me she’d rather be friends.
    “I’m sorry,” she said and I shrugged.
    “It’s alright,” I said and she smiled.
    I love that smile.
    ~WES’ POV~
    After an awkward half hour with Louis and Niall, I went back to Mariah’s.
    “That was so weird,” I sighed and Louis chuckled.
    “You so love him,” he said.
    “I’m also so taking Andrew to Steven’s wedding and I kind of need to go pregnancy tests for next week,” I said, quickly changing the subject.
    “You can do that with Mariah or Michelle,” Louis said. “I do not need to be mistaken for your baby daddy.”
    “Thanks,” I said sarcastically and he laughed at me.
    We arrived at Mariah’s and, when we walked in, I was attacked.
    “You might be pregnant!?” Steven shouted at me and I nervously laughed.
    “Where’d you hear that?” I laughed.
    “Mariah,” he shouted at me.
    “I’ll kill you later,” I said to my cousin and then I looked back at my panicking brother.
    “Who’s the father?” he asked.
    “We don’t even know if I’m pregnant!” I shouted.
    “Take a test,” he said. “Michelle has some.”
    “She does?” I asked.
    “Yes,” Michelle said. “Just in case. Just go take it.”
    “Fine,” I said and I went into the bathroom.

  14. ToriRox16 ToriRox16
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 12:26am UTC
    Awkwardly trying to talk
    to a teacher whose name
    you don't know

  15. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    - When Witty is down-
    Me: Witty's not working.
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me: I'll make a quote
    telling everyone how
    witty isn't working.
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me: Oh.. wait.

  16. Livy* Livy*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:47pm UTC
    The uglier the Snapchat
    the closer you guys are

  17. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    When a girl talks to the guy I like
    Me: Can you not? CLEARLY, he's
    in love with me.. So you can leave
    now. kthanks.
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl: I'm his cousin...
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me:
    Girl:
    Me: I didn't ask. Leave now. Okie.
    Thanks c:

  18. Raynniee Raynniee
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    My Brother to his Girlfriend:
    Him: What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hunk?
    Her: what?
    Him: my zipper.

  19. LittleMissDaydreamer LittleMissDaydreamer
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    When I was little: fell asleep on couch, carried to bed
    Now: fell asleep on couch, sleeps on couch, grows old on couch, dies on couch

  20. SarahCouchy33 SarahCouchy33
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 8:19am UTC
    She was just another one.

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