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  1. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2014 11:58pm UTC
    And I'm just sort of lost to be completely honest with you.
    And you ask me how can that be?
    And I say
    "When you don't know yourself you don't really know much anymore"

  2. dunner* dunner*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2014 6:34am UTC
    *Riding in a friend's car listening to 5 seconds of summer while belting out lyrics*
    Friend 1: You look so perfect standing there!
    Friend 2: In my Americ-
    Friend 3: AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR!!!!
    Friend's dad: Wait what?! UNDERWEAR?
    Four of us: Ummm uh
    Me: *in my head* sh-t sh-t sh-t
    Friend 1: Umm it's about how even though this girl wears some hideous looking clothes because come on american apparel.. umm she still looks awesome and that no matter what she wears she looks beautiful and the guy just wants to tell her that. The moral of the story is that no matter what girls wear they are still absolutely perfect even with their flaws or bad under garment choices and any guy would fall in love with her despite that.
    Four of us: AMEN! Amen to that!
    And that is the story of how we dodged an awkward interrogation and/or a ban from listening to our music from friend's dad.

  3. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2014 1:37pm UTC
    that awkward moment between birth & death

  4. madeleinebabeee madeleinebabeee
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 10:16am UTC
    Well um hello witty(:
    i'm new
    and I'm bored(:
    if you wanna talk or be friends just leave a comment
    well.. This is awk coz this us supposed to be a quote but well whatever c:
    i'm such an awkward potato lol

  5. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    Me: So I heard you like bad girls
    Boy:
    Me: And I'm not trying to impress
    you or anything but uhm I jaywalk..
    Boy: - Lectures me for 1240324
    hours about how dangerous jay
    walking is.-

  6. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    WAKE ME UP WHEN
    september ends
    [ OH IT ALREADY DID? AWKK.. ]

  7. invisablackkk invisablackkk
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2013 2:02am UTC
    Okay so two days ago I was walking to my English class
    right by it is the teachers bathroom
    my English teacher was heading in the bathroom as I passed her to go in the class
    she was talking to another teacher
    and she said "you have to go to the bathroom?" And the other teacher said "yeah I have to freshen up"
    and my teacher said "ohh I have to let out a whole lot of lemonade
    - I just cannot even look at her the same.

  8. LostUntilTheEnd LostUntilTheEnd
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 12:24am UTC
    Not every single thing is awkward. Do you even know what that word means because you have yet to use it properly.

  9. LaceyxLavish LaceyxLavish
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 12:24am UTC
    I'm awkward but that's ok

  10. p0kemon p0kemon
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 8:48pm UTC
    FLASHBACK FRIDAY
    F.ifth grade kickball game. June 2011. I'm the girl with the red shirt with words on it. I was 11.
    http://distilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws.com/2a06634acedd11e2ac5022000a9f18b3_6.jpg
    ENJOY THAT PICTURE OF ME.

  11. shulesluvvah* shulesluvvah*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 1:06am UTC
    I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented... ... oh man. I forgot where I was going with this.

  12. MrsJHutch MrsJHutch
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 9:48am UTC
    When I moved to a new school, I talked in a british accent and told everyone I was from England and I had a whole backstory planned and I told people the crappy clothes I wore were the british trend and all cool british people would wear them and long story short those idiots still believe I'm English.

  13. HalleBerryHallelujah HalleBerryHallelujah
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 8:38am UTC
    awkwardly standing there
    While your friend talks to someone you don't know.

  14. Girl With a Cat Head* Girl With a Cat Head*
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2013 12:34am UTC
    I feel like whenever I go out into public I turn into some satanic monster. I'm just so weird.

  15. Vailkri Vailkri
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    I don't think she understands
    how much she means to me.
    Or how much I miss her.
    But then again she hates me,
    so...yeah

  16. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    "haha i fuc.ked ur mom last nite"
    "shut up dad"

  17. SarahCouchy33 SarahCouchy33
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2013 8:19am UTC
    She was just another one.

  18. Little_Writer_220 Little_Writer_220
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 9:41pm UTC
    Happily Ever After
    Chapter Five
    “Woah,” he chuckled. “Wait, Shark Tooth didn’t-“
    “He’s in jail,” I said and Niall smiled.
    “Well you’ve… grown,” he said and I laughed.
    “Just a bit,” I chuckled. “I turned seventeen last month and got my drivers license.”
    “That’s good,” Niall said. “Anything else new?”
    “Not really,” I said. “I’ve just been helping plan my brother’s wedding.”
    “Oh yeah,” Niall said. “He invited me to that.”
    “I heard,” I chuckled.
    “What’s that supposed to mean?” he laughed.
    “Imagine if you still thought I was dead and I was at his wedding,” I said and he laughed harder.
    “That would be interesting,” he said and I nodded.
    “Just kiss already!” Louis shouted and I laughed.
    “I’d much rather be friends with the boy,” I said and Niall’s face dropped.
    “Oh,” he said quietly.
    “We’ve both changed a lot,” I said to him. “Besides we didn’t know each other very well anyway.”
    ~NIALL’S POV~
    Of course she only wants to be my friend. I waited so long for her to come back, I knew she was going to come back even though everyone said she wasn’t going to, and now she has no interest in me. Wait. Yes she does. She obviously had some interest in me at the club yesterday… and after the club yesterday.
    “I guess you’re right,” I said after she told me she’d rather be friends.
    “I’m sorry,” she said and I shrugged.
    “It’s alright,” I said and she smiled.
    I love that smile.
    ~WES’ POV~
    After an awkward half hour with Louis and Niall, I went back to Mariah’s.
    “That was so weird,” I sighed and Louis chuckled.
    “You so love him,” he said.
    “I’m also so taking Andrew to Steven’s wedding and I kind of need to go pregnancy tests for next week,” I said, quickly changing the subject.
    “You can do that with Mariah or Michelle,” Louis said. “I do not need to be mistaken for your baby daddy.”
    “Thanks,” I said sarcastically and he laughed at me.
    We arrived at Mariah’s and, when we walked in, I was attacked.
    “You might be pregnant!?” Steven shouted at me and I nervously laughed.
    “Where’d you hear that?” I laughed.
    “Mariah,” he shouted at me.
    “I’ll kill you later,” I said to my cousin and then I looked back at my panicking brother.
    “Who’s the father?” he asked.
    “We don’t even know if I’m pregnant!” I shouted.
    “Take a test,” he said. “Michelle has some.”
    “She does?” I asked.
    “Yes,” Michelle said. “Just in case. Just go take it.”
    “Fine,” I said and I went into the bathroom.

  19. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    - When Witty is down-
    Me: Witty's not working.
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me: I'll make a quote
    telling everyone how
    witty isn't working.
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me:
    Witty:
    Me: Oh.. wait.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    when i was thirteen my sister had
    a boyfriend who had a wicked hot cousin. they knew i found him attractive. so, being the two that they were, they forced jarrod into my bedroom, as i was awtching tv, in just. a. bra.

:)

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