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Texting Mom:
Mom:Hi Sweetie, do your (.)(.) still hurt from the optition?
Me: Um.. Mom.. check what you just sent me.
Mom: What? It means eye, right? I saw it on your brothers phone texting his gf, it said 'I love looking at your beautiful (.)(.)
Me: No Mom. It doesn't.
Mom:...
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Texting Mom: Mom:Hi Sweetie, do your (.)(.) still hurt from the

128 faves · 9 comments · Apr 14, 2013 3:23pm

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lol · oops · awk · funny

kiwi* · 1 decade ago
the most awkward part is if she responds "what does it mean then?" so you have to go and explain EVERY.LITTLE.DETAIL. until she's happy.. then of course she'll be like "HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?!" ;3
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
AHHA
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Too_Many_Secrets · 1 decade ago
omg i'm dying xD
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lillan122 · 1 decade ago
boobs...lol :)
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shootingstar87 · 1 decade ago
*optician
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MaddyWaddy · 1 decade ago
Was this true? How old is your brother?!
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
oh, no i someone sent this to me.
lol
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MaddyWaddy · 1 decade ago
Oh, haha. Ok :P
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Cammie · 1 decade ago
Yeah xD
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