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p0kemon
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 8:48pm UTC

FLASHBACK FRIDAY
F.ifth grade kickball game. June 2011. I'm the girl with the red shirt with words on it. I was 11.
http://distilleryimage0.s3.amazonaws.com/2a06634acedd11e2ac5022000a9f18b3_6.jpg
ENJOY THAT PICTURE OF ME.

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HalleBerryHallelujah
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 8:38am UTC

awkwardly standing there
While your friend talks to someone you don't know.

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shulesluvvah*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 1:06am UTC

I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented... ... oh man. I forgot where I was going with this.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 8:21pm UTC

Person: -Walks in my direction-
Me: Don't freak out. It's okay.
Me: I can handle this.
Person: Excuse me Ms. Do
you happen to know the time?
Me: - Gives hideous look-
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Me: Nailed it.

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dunner*
posted a quote
July 15, 2014 6:34am UTC

*Riding in a friend's car listening to 5 seconds of summer while belting out lyrics*
Friend 1: You look so perfect standing there!
Friend 2: In my Americ-
Friend 3: AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR!!!!
Friend's dad: Wait what?! UNDERWEAR?
Four of us: Ummm uh
Me: *in my head* sh-t sh-t sh-t
Friend 1: Umm it's about how even though this girl wears some hideous looking clothes because come on american apparel.. umm she still looks awesome and that no matter what she wears she looks beautiful and the guy just wants to tell her that. The moral of the story is that no matter what girls wear they are still absolutely perfect even with their flaws or bad under garment choices and any guy would fall in love with her despite that.
Four of us: AMEN! Amen to that!
And that is the story of how we dodged an awkward interrogation and/or a ban from listening to our music from friend's dad.

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katbaby
posted a quote
February 25, 2013 3:46pm UTC

when your crush is talking abot you and you just start walking backward to get close to him . l and I hit a desk and screamed yea he stopped talking

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bigbootycutiee_13
posted a quote
February 2, 2014 1:37pm UTC

that awkward moment between birth & death

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Girl With a Cat Head*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 12:34am UTC

I feel like whenever I go out into public I turn into some satanic monster. I'm just so weird.

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LostUntilTheEnd
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 12:24am UTC

Not every single thing is awkward. Do you even know what that word means because you have yet to use it properly.

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Kaleidoscope Eyed*
posted a quote
September 6, 2014 11:58pm UTC

And I'm just sort of lost to be completely honest with you.
And you ask me how can that be?
And I say
"When you don't know yourself you don't really know much anymore"

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steffykins
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 6:19pm UTC

out running errands at the store
when your hair and makeup look good: oh wow this is empty
when you look like absolute sh*t: my whole school apparently needed groceries too

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musicgurl2800
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 12:51am UTC

do you ever just feel like the awkward friend in the group who doesnt really fit in like if you just left them they wouldnt be affected?

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LaceyxLavish
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 12:24am UTC

I'm awkward but that's ok

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invisablackkk
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 2:02am UTC

Okay so two days ago I was walking to my English class
right by it is the teachers bathroom
my English teacher was heading in the bathroom as I passed her to go in the class
she was talking to another teacher
and she said "you have to go to the bathroom?" And the other teacher said "yeah I have to freshen up"
and my teacher said "ohh I have to let out a whole lot of lemonade
- I just cannot even look at her the same.

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madeleinebabeee
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 10:16am UTC

Well um hello witty(:
i'm new
and I'm bored(:
if you wanna talk or be friends just leave a comment
well.. This is awk coz this us supposed to be a quote but well whatever c:
i'm such an awkward potato lol

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ToLiveInParis
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Awkward.

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saralax
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 9:38pm UTC

I'm telling you
I'm still the same
-All We Know-

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Arcade1012
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 1:56pm UTC

Can you not?

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Vailkri
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 7:10pm UTC

I don't think she understands
how much she means to me.
Or how much I miss her.
But then again she hates me,
so...yeah

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neonraver7
posted a quote
February 3, 2013 7:50pm UTC

That awkward moment
When everyone is singing Happy Birthday to you
And you sit their awkwardly and stare, refusing to look anyone in the eye.
neonraver7 format

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