*Riding in a friend's car
listening to 5
seconds of summer
while belting out
lyrics*
Friend 1:
You look so perfect standing
there!
Friend 2: In my Americ-
Friend 3: AMERICAN APPAREL
UNDERWEAR!!!!
Friend's dad:
Wait what?! UNDERWEAR?
Four of us: Ummm
uh
Me: *in my head*
sh-t sh-t sh-t
Friend 1: Umm it's
about how even though this
girl wears some
hideous looking clothes
because come on
american apparel.. umm
she still
looks
awesome and
that no matter
what she wears she looks beautiful and the guy
just wants to tell
her that. The
moral of the story is
that no matter
what girls
wear they are still
absolutely
perfect even with
their flaws or
bad under garment choices and
any guy would fall in love with her despite
that.
Four of us: AMEN!
Amen to that!
And that is the story
of how we dodged
an awkward interrogation
and/or a ban from listening to
our music from
friend's dad.
