*Riding in a friend's car listening to 5 seconds of summer while belting out lyrics*
Friend 1: You look so perfect standing there!
Friend 2: In my Americ-
Friend 3: AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR!!!!
Friend's dad: Wait what?! UNDERWEAR?
Four of us: Ummm uh
Me: *in my head* sh-t sh-t sh-t
Friend 1: Umm it's about how even though this girl wears some hideous looking clothes because come on american apparel.. umm she still looks awesome and that no matter what she wears she looks beautiful and the guy just wants to tell her that. The moral of the story is that no matter what girls wear they are still absolutely perfect even with their flaws or bad under garment choices and any guy would fall in love with her despite that.
Four of us: AMEN! Amen to that!
And that is the story of how we dodged an awkward interrogation and/or a ban from listening to our music from friend's dad.
dunner*