Best Anyoneelse Quotes This Week

kristabff
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 7:00pm UTC

Today in Lowe's.
Parents before we left: We're only going to be there to get measurements we're not going to be looking for doors or anything okay it will only be a couple minutes
Parents and I: ~steps into Lowe's~
Parents: Hmm okay now she said we need to get the measurements here.. OH WOW LOOK AT THOSE DOORS LET'S CHECK THEM OUT
Me: NO WHAT YOU SAID WE WEREN'T DOING THAT
Parents: LOOK YOU LITTLE BRAT WE ARE THE PARENTS WE DO WHAT WE WANT WE WILL LOOK AT THESE DOORS IF WE WANT TO. IF YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS ONE MORE TIME WE WILL TAKE ALL COMMUNICATION FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD, WIFI, AND OXYGEN AWAY FROM YOU UNTIL YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME??

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Me watching the Hunger Games.
Effie Trinket: And the girl tribute is... Primrose Everdeen!
Me: OH MY GOD NO HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE SHE WAS ONLY ENTERED IN ONCE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO PRIM NO
Prim: ~looks around in disbelief, but starts to advance forward~
Katniss: PRIM!! PRIM!! NO! I VOLUNTEER I VOLUNTEER!!
Me: OHHH MY GOD OH MY GOD NO KATNISS OMG
Effie Trinket: Ahh, a volunteer? And what is your name dear?
Katniss: ...Katniss Everdeen
Effie Trinket: Let's give a big hand to our first ever District 12 volunteer!!
District 12: ~gives little hope signal~
Me: OMG OMG ~cries more than Katniss's family cries for her~

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Me everyday of my life: I'm bored and hungry and tired help

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 4:18pm UTC

I have never seen a yellow
duck in my entire life.

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sarahmarlowXxx
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 10:23am UTC

I'm that friend
that listen's to everyone's problems,
but has no-one there to listen to her own...

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_Jannette
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 9:55am UTC

Me: "Hey mom."
Mom: "WHAT?!"
Me: "Never mind you're in a bad mood."

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 12:00am UTC

Some online girl: Go die.
Me: Oh no. I was just told by some one miles away to go die. Goodbye world.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 8:20pm UTC

reads book: *favourite character dies*
me: maybe if i read this again he won't die this time

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 7:50pm UTC

Lies we tell ourselves #3
"I'm going to bed on time tonight."

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pinkneonlights_
posted a quote
July 5, 2013 4:03pm UTC

me: *bumps into mannequin in a shop*
me: sorry

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_Jannette
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 11:57am UTC

me: *puts earphones in*
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me:
me: oh right me: *plays music*
Jannette's format | Don't remove

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 4, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Does anyone else
listen to crazy music? Like, super innapriate music, even music that totally goes against your religion or women? It's terrible, but i'll listen to that stuff..

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 8:51pm UTC

Sometimes
the people
around
you won't
understand
your journey.
They don't
need to,
it's not for
them.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
June 18, 2014 2:20am UTC

the most annoying thing is when people are unnecessarily rude for absolutely no reason
other than to be quirky and cute and i'm just like buddy if you have to be an àsshole to
be cool then i have news for you

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josie*
posted a quote
May 22, 2014 2:42pm UTC

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I hate it when you stop being friends with someone
or you break up with someone
because you've got all this information about them
like at the back of your mind like their birthday
or their favorite food or whatever,
and even years later things will come up
and you'll think about that person
and it's like,oh,
so it never really stops
and honestly it really hurts.
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livelaflove
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC

I get the names of Bed, Bath, and Beyond and Bath and Body Works mixed up all the time.

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josie*
posted a quote
December 8, 2013 12:29pm UTC

i want to move to a small apartment
with my bestfriend in a new city and i want to decide
which furniture i want and what i want for dinner
and whether or not i want to stay out all night
and i want to travel and meet new people
and fall in love and go have my own adventures because
i'm sick of this washed-up place filled with
annoying people

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Olisbabe *
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 5:18pm UTC

That awkward moment when,
YOU THINK YOU'RE IMPORTANT TO SOMEONE AND YOU'RE NOT.
NMQ

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SummerLove13
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 11:13am UTC

me: aaawww, your baby is really cute, what age is he?
woman: oh, he is 36 months! !
me: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAY HE IS 3 YEARS OLD?????? STOP CONFUSING ME!

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*blushes*
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 6:41pm UTC

I am that type of girl,
who is staring at boys, hoping they'll
talk to me or at least look back and smile.
Unfortunately are the girls who are talking
to them, always getting them.

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