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SarahDGirl
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April 30, 2014 4:38pm UTC

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Virginia Doran*
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January 25, 2014 10:07pm UTC

Anti b day ppl!!!!!

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SEXGOD*
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December 7, 2013 4:45pm UTC

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Nothing.

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brookeleigh626
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 6:48pm UTC

So Today
i asked my dad what he would
do if he saw me on the news it
saying that i shot people and
was in a high speed chase.
His answer, "i would ask them
when you went outside
and left the house to do this."
not even joking.

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Arcanine
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June 7, 2013 1:06pm UTC

☪ Antisocial ☪

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greyskies
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March 24, 2013 5:36am UTC

ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
5% Friday

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永久*
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March 21, 2013 9:17am UTC

Names of people whom I'm really sociable with:
1)
2)
3)
Um...

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erica119
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March 5, 2013 10:03pm UTC

why did the baby cross the road ? he was stapled to the chicken

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asianmayonnaise
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February 22, 2013 4:37pm UTC

The movie "Lincoln" didn't do too well in theaters, and historically, Lincoln hasn't done too well in theaters.

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