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Member Since: 16 Dec 2012 02:06pm

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They'll hate you if you're pretty
They'll hate you if you're not
They'll hate you cause you're a b!!tch
And They'll hate you cause you're a tw@t

Mackenzie.0
16.
Frisky for Whisky.
Young. Wild. Free.
Cannabis>You.
I'll suck you d!ck for a pretty penny.
Rich b!!tchfrom the Midwest.
Don't be shy the show must go on

SEXGOD*
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 10:49pm UTC

Your face would look better in between my legs

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SEXGOD*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 4:45pm UTC

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?
Nothing.

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SEXGOD*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 9:53pm UTC

"All this time
you were pretending.
So much for
my happy ending."
-Avril

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SEXGOD*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 9:46pm UTC

"That's the thing about girls.
Every time they do something pretty,
even if they're not much to look at,
or even if they're sort of stupid,
you fall half in love with them,
and then you never know where the hell you are."

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SEXGOD*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 9:10pm UTC

"LET'S GO DRINK UNTIL WE
CAN'T FEEL FEELINGS ANYMORE!"

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SEXGOD*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 8:45pm UTC

An entire sea cannot sink a ship unless it enters the ship
Likewise;
mean words cannot sink you unless you let them in.

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SEXGOD*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 8:42pm UTC

"It is
OKAY
to miss people
you no longer want
in your life."

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SEXGOD*
posted a quote
December 6, 2013 5:25pm UTC

Boys wanna marry
Lookin at my dairy ;)