Best Alphabet Quotes This Month

ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 1:13pm UTC

I have
CDO
It's like
OCD
but all
the letters
are in
alphabetical
order.
As they
should
be.
nmq

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 3:00pm UTC

My 5 year old cousin: Erin! Erin!
- Starts crying - I lost my V- Card!!
Me: WHAT!? YOU LOST YOUR
V-CARD?! BUT. BUT. BUT YOU'RE
ONLY FIVE. YOU CAN'T BE DOING
THIS! YOU HAVE TO BLOW BUBBLES
NOT BOYS. OMFG. MY BABY COUSIN
LOST HER VIRGINITY. WHERE DID I
GO WRONG?! OMFG.
My mom: Oh, sweetie, here's your
v-card. The one you lost? I found it!
Me:
Mom: Erin, what are you yelling about?
She just lost her alphabet card.
Cousin:
Dog:
Cat:
5 year olds who really have lost their virginity:
Me:
Mom:
Cousin:
Me:
Mom:
Cousin:
Me:
Mom:
Me: Ooh.. her.. her alphabet card.. Ooh..
I.. I thought she meant.. Oh thank the lord
it was just her alphabet card.

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elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 3:08pm UTC

And then Satan said;
"put the alphabet in maths."

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factsandstuff
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Having to recite the entire
alphabet
because you can't remember what comes after that one letter.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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im_just_me
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 9:01pm UTC

Annoying person : * finally stops talking *
Me : K.
Them : yeah , come back when you know the rest of the alphabet . *smirks*
Me : I know F and U ! * walks off *

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words
with the same names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

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Imagine_this
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 12:47pm UTC

Ghetto way to die:
Eat alphabet soup and choke on the D. ;-)
if you understand this, you are no longer innocent.

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GRACEROCKS
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 7:51pm UTC

abcdef
ghIjk
lmn♥pq
rstUv
wxyz

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gab*
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:25pm UTC

I WONDER HOW PEOPLE REMEMBERED THE ORDER OF THE LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET
BeFoRe THe SoNG waS CReaTeD.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:37pm UTC

Admit it we all sing the alphabet like this:
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,ELEMENO,P..."

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
May 6, 2014 2:31am UTC

a b d c e f g h i j k ayylmao p q r s t u v w x y z

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ThePoltergeist*
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 7:28pm UTC

I like how the alphabet is totally a jerk to you and nobody notices.
proof: Hi. JK!!!

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Ralph*
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 10:06pm UTC

I heard that when you
||||||||||| Were having some alphabet soup, you swallowed
down all the letters and then you choked on the D.

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kelly*
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 3:35am UTC

If Plan A didn't work,
the alphabet has 25 more
letters.

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TheCookieNinja
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 5:15am UTC

"No matter how old I get, i'm still going to mentally sing the ABC'S to see which
letter comes next."
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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bluehazel
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 3:43am UTC

How am I suppose to make life choices.
When I still use my fingers to count, and sing the alphabet to see which letter comes next?

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imverypretty
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 12:17pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Did you know?
The most commonly used letter in the alphabet is "E".

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PierceVeilSirens
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 5:39pm UTC

Band Alphabet!! Bring Me The Horizon won for letter B. Next letter is C!
A- All Time Low
B-Bring Me The Horizon
C-

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Raxin
posted a quote
November 23, 2015 1:47am UTC

"L M N O P"
is the jazziest part of
the alphabet song.

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 3:48pm UTC

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes nexT?

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