Alphabet Quotes

cornmuffin
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:20pm UTC

Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
My little sister: 22!
Me: No, there's 26.
Sister: Not ah, 22! My favorite letter is ELEMENO, remember?

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bluehazel
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 3:43am UTC

How am I suppose to make life choices.
When I still use my fingers to count, and sing the alphabet to see which letter comes next?

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nevershoutnever98
posted a quote
July 2, 2013 12:10am UTC

There is a reason why the letters "n" and "o" and together and "u" and "i" aren't

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Rainbow185
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June 29, 2013 4:23pm UTC

Bad luck Brian #1
Eat's alphabet soup...
Chokes on the 'D'

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rokky666
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 1:09pm UTC

abcdefg why the f*ck are you looking me:)?

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VintageParis
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 1:06pm UTC

a
b
c
d
e
f
me

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ninja_grapefruit
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 1:16pm UTC

No matter how old I get,
I'll still have to sing the
alphabet in my head to
figure out which letter
comes next.

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gab*
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June 20, 2013 4:25pm UTC

I WONDER HOW PEOPLE REMEMBERED THE ORDER OF THE LETTERS IN THE ALPHABET
BeFoRe THe SoNG waS CReaTeD.

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IHeartNicola
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 4:16pm UTC

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words
with the same names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

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imverypretty
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 12:17pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
Did you know?
The most commonly used letter in the alphabet is "E".

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WonderfullyMe
posted a quote
June 14, 2013 9:11pm UTC

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X W Z
Did I miss something?
Oh yeah, I missed 'U.'

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 19, 2013 4:37pm UTC

Admit it we all sing the alphabet like this:
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,ELEMENO,P..."

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
April 27, 2013 3:48pm UTC

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes nexT?

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Livy*
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 10:06pm UTC

School starts with an s & so does slavery
coincidence?
I think not.
♥

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kelly*
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 3:35am UTC

If Plan A didn't work,
the alphabet has 25 more
letters.

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im_just_me
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 9:01pm UTC

Annoying person : * finally stops talking *
Me : K.
Them : yeah , come back when you know the rest of the alphabet . *smirks*
Me : I know F and U ! * walks off *

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Cool_As_Hell
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 3:44pm UTC

A - B - C - D - E - F - G - H - I - J - K- ELEMNO- P - Q - R - S - T - U - V - W - X - Y - Z

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kkkwitty
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 9:42pm UTC

Friend....
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality

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KattyBieber
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 6:24pm UTC

If Plan A doesn't work, don't worry because the alphabet has 25 more letters.

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xxTORNxxDOWNxx
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 6:24pm UTC

THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY LE
TTERS OF THE ALPHABET HO
W MAN
Y ARE
THERE
YOU A
SK? W
ELL A
GOOD START TO
COUNTING WOU
LD BE
ARRA
NGING
THEM, YOU U AND I TOGETH
ER, NOW PUT Q AND T, THIS
SHOULD DESCRIBE U AN ME

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