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cornmuffin

Status: bored haha.............

Member Since: 30 May 2013 11:20pm

Last Seen: 4 Aug 2014 08:51pm

Gender: F

user id: 361679

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bored as hell niggas!!! please comment :)

 

  1. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 10:22pm UTC
    *hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs
    and goes to Facebook*

  2. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 10:17pm UTC
    incredibly attractive
    people who are simultaneously
    GIANT DORKS are my
    ULTIMATE WEAKNESS.

  3. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2014 10:14pm UTC
    seeing someone you know
    but arent friends with in public
    is the worst thing ever

  4. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    Everyone: Are you OK?
    Everyone: Are you upset?
    Everyone: You look really tired, did you get enough sleep?
    Everyone: What’s wrong?
    Everyone: Did something happen?
    Everyone: Why so glum?
    Everyone: What’s going on?
    Me: IT'S MY FAAAAACE

  5. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    is it rude to kill yourself
    during the middle of class

  6. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:03pm UTC
    You have 10 fingers.
    Use them and text me already.

  7. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 3:28pm UTC
    August is like the Sunday of summer.

  8. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    Whenever I'm sharing food with you, never expect to get the bigger half.

  9. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    How do Phineas and Ferb get 104 days of summer vacation when there aren't even 104 days of summer

  10. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?
    My little sister: 22!
    Me: No, there's 26.
    Sister: Not ah, 22! My favorite letter is ELEMENO, remember?

  11. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:18pm UTC
    How come when celebrities splash water on their face it goes on their face only but when i try to splash water on my face it drenches everything in my bathroom

  12. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 3:12pm UTC
    i don't care
    HOW BAD@$$ YOU THINK YOU ARE. IF A LITTLE KID HANDS YOU THEIR
    RINGING TOY PHONE, YOU ANSWER IT <3

  13. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 7:52pm UTC
    He saw you.
    He met you.
    He wanted you.
    He liked you.
    He chased you.
    He got you.
    He had you.
    He loved you.
    He got bored.
    He left.

  14. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 5:10pm UTC

    .
    .
    .
    .
    i'm always the last
    to fall asleep at sleepovers <3

  15. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    THE ONES WHO
    hide their
    feelings are
    usually the
    ONES WHO CARE
    THE MOST.

  16. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 9:26pm UTC
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
    but he'll always be the first boy that broke my heart.

  17. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 11:42pm UTC
    I LOVE
    the way
    you make
    me feel
    I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT.

  18. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 6:02pm UTC

    .
    .
    .
    .
    lat e night
    conversations with
    him.

  19. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 11:53pm UTC
    MY HEART STOPS WHEN YOU
    lookatme.

  20. cornmuffin cornmuffin
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    you still make me
    feel so
    TINGLY INSIDE<3
    nmf

:)

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