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  1. Shelley♥* Shelley♥*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    whats with the rhyming mcdonalds adds

  2. Jade💕* Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 1:55pm UTC
    OMG! Dancing pony advert! Christmas style!
    If your from england you'll know what i mean (:

  3. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 10:01am UTC
    At least I didn't stare out an orange for an hour,
    just because it said concetrate.

  4. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 1:53pm UTC
    I wish it was illegal
    for adverts/commercials to exaggerate.
    Then I wouldn't have ended up
    with half the crap in my bedroom.

  5. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    McDonald's next advert should be Kate in
    labour and William walking in late saying, "Just brought a Chicken Mayo for 99p".

  6. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 2:18pm UTC
    "Maybe its maybelline"
    Yeah, or maybe its photoshop.

  7. Miluiel* Miluiel*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 10:22pm UTC
    Bladder Infection?
    .
    Format by Breeze

  8. Rach_K Rach_K
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 12:03pm UTC
    Just saw this advert on Witty:
    MAKE HIM FALL FOR YOU
    Learn the "secret psychology" of what makes a man fall in love and keep him hooked long-term.
    CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT!
    Steve, this sarcasm is not well received.

  9. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    weight loss ads at the top of witty
    well played steve, well played.

  10. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    Really, Beyonce?
    You're a multi-millionaire, and you expect people to believe you use £4.99 Loreal makeup?

  11. Onism* Onism*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Search one thing up on google,
    And BAM!
    That one advert stalks you for life

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