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seafoam*
posted a quote
September 21, 2015 7:07pm UTC

Every deep thinker is more afraid
of being understood
THAN OF BEING MISUNDERSTOOD.

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1DisSleepingWithSirens_
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 2:22pm UTC

*back to school commercial comes on tv*
me: *screams*

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
March 20, 2014 5:20pm UTC

My friends suck at advice.

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TheVagabond
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 9:37pm UTC

How to get into college in 1983
Get good grades.
How to get into college in 2013: Get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger.
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: Work in your field.
What to do with your degree in 2013: Cry.

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Delicate*
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 12:36am UTC

Sweet sympathy
slows her heart and reminds her of all that's left behind in a dusty windsheild she can't help but gaze at.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
March 14, 2014 5:09pm UTC

me: dude, why are you so mad?
me: all I did was call you an a.sshole.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 15, 2013 1:17pm UTC

A co-worker of my moms came over for a barbeque/picnic like thing and when I woke up and emerged from my room, she looked at her watch and said "well, at least you got up before 2pm. I'm proud." Like, that statement accurately describes my life.

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absent *
posted a quote
April 14, 2014 5:26pm UTC

We spend the first year of a child's life teaching it to walk and talk and the rest of its life to shut up and sit down. There's something wrong there.

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kaylaslife
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 1:08pm UTC

are you ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

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Delicate*
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 4:31pm UTC

But the storybook villain,
was simply in love with the perfect prince, and the good princess, simply couldn't help but to fall for the killer.

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Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Why I turn on the tv:
10% to watch shows
90% to use it as a background noise so i feel less lonely
while i'm on the internet
SO TRUE

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ocean*
posted a quote
November 30, 2013 3:05pm UTC

And I'm beginning to let
MYSELF DOWN, AND I'M PUSHING EVERYONE | | | | | | |
that was in - - out.

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Belieber893
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 1:32pm UTC

When I was on that "us" sh/t
You were on that "you" sh/t
Now i'm on the "me" sh/t
And you're tryna be that "we" sh/t
Ain't nobody got time for that "bullsh/t"

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
December 27, 2013 12:35am UTC

I am not hump and dump material.
I'm more clingy than f.ucking herpes.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
August 15, 2014 8:16pm UTC

"but, we're family."
the f.uck do you want now??

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woahman
posted a quote
March 9, 2013 5:37am UTC

*Modern Family*
Alex: So dumb guys go for dumb girls and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get?
Phil: Cats mostly.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 28, 2014 6:18pm UTC

mom: how was your day, Hanna?
me: well, I woke up at four.. so, the
past two hours have been great.

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Blurryface*
posted a quote
July 23, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Trust is like an eraser
it gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.

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1DisSleepingWithSirens_
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 12:59am UTC

one of the good things about the internet
is that if there is a word you don't know how to pronounce, you just type it and you're good. such as the word aglet.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

Boston:Hurray! Our sports team won! Let's destroy the city!

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