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  1. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 19, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    things boys say:
    --no h.omo
    --it smells like a.ss in here

  2. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    WHEN YOU ARE HURT, YOU LEARN TO HATE. «

  3. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 9:07am UTC
    Your naked body should belong
    only to those who fall in love
    with your naked soul.
    - CHARLIE CHAPLIN IN A LETTER TO HIS DAUGHTER

  4. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2014 12:58am UTC
    how to seduce me:
    •deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
    •dont talk to me

  5. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing

  6. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 3:38am UTC
    Beneath the surface,
    with cold water all about. She can taste sweet air and see the beautiful shore, but something's weighing her down.

  7. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2013 10:51am UTC
    Sometimes we do things,
    because we want people to prove to us how quickly they can stop caring. We step on glass until it breaks, to prove it was sharp enough to cut us.

  8. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 7:36pm UTC
    i basically assume that people don't like me
    unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

  9. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2014 2:11am UTC
    It's scary to think
    that this is it, it's all we're given.

  10. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    How am I supposed to control my life
    I can't even control my hair

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 6:52pm UTC
    college: where you skip class to study for the class

  12. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    People at school: fvck those bands you listen to
    Me: what do you think im trying to do

  13. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 11:27pm UTC
    I was content,
    with living a life where I knew I'd never be the smartest, or the prettiest, and definitely not the thinnest. I was content with not being good enough, until someone came around and filled me with this crazy idea that, somehow, I might be.

  14. subtlysam subtlysam
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 6:54pm UTC
    me at concerts : nope, they still are not real.

  15. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 5:55pm UTC
    I was actually having a good hair day
    and was I totally going to take selfies, but
    then I realized I'm having a bad face day.

  16. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 11:56pm UTC
    I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs

  17. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 9:27am UTC
    If someone can't make the effort to be in your
    life they don't deserve to be there.

  18. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 4:27pm UTC
    my tombstone will probably just say “ok”

  19. ASongOfIceAndDirewolves* ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    The fact that Katy Perry named her cat Kitty Purry just about made my life

  20. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    November is like the Thursday of the year

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