Best Abs Quotes Ever

MyWittyProfile
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February 8, 2013 6:23pm UTC

WHY DO GUYS PULL UP THEIR SHIRTS AND TAKE PICTURES WHEN THEY DON'T HAVE ABS?
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT?

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happiest*
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December 3, 2013 2:14pm UTC

Friendly reminder: your future and your health are more important than having a six pack. Your abs aren’t visible in clothes, and the people who see you when you’re not in clothes don’t care if you have visible abs or not. So they’re there for your own personal enjoyment, and if you decide you enjoy books or tv or cinnamon rolls more than you enjoy having abs, then that is a perfectly legitimate life decision and you have nobody to answer to but yourself.

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Fitness_Quotes
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November 29, 2013 3:07pm UTC

*Does five crunches*
*Checks for abs*
haha anybody else do this?

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Bec*
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October 1, 2013 8:33pm UTC

I may not have a 6 packn abs but I have a six pack of sodas and I think that is much better.

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Erica_213
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April 14, 2013 11:39am UTC

* does situps and crunches *
* checks for abs *

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Gladerz
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February 25, 2013 8:06am UTC

Me: *Do 10 push-ups*
"Alright! Where are my abs?!?!"

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whereismymind
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March 30, 2013 1:37am UTC

I hate it when I open the fridge and I can't find what I'm looking for, like happines and perfect abs.

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DeathOfASon
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June 8, 2013 7:53pm UTC

Good things happen to those who
WAIT
But better things happen to people who
WORK FOR IT

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doublesidedice
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February 18, 2013 7:38pm UTC

Phone conversation with Emma and I:
Emma: what is that sound?
Me: I'm hitting my abs
Emma: ew that sounds gross
Me: just lift your shoulder blades off the floor, they're hard as rock!
Emma: ewww....that sounds.....just....ewww

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AnaCastro196
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June 18, 2013 4:44pm UTC

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For every
fave I'll do 10
sit-ups

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it_goes_on*
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February 6, 2013 9:41pm UTC

That awkward moment when 3 guys send you pictures of their abs & you aren't sure when you died & went to heaven

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mtndewhm*
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November 1, 2013 6:56pm UTC

So we had a dodgeball tournament at my school today and oh my shirtless guys with abs.

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mtndewhm*
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October 4, 2013 8:04pm UTC

BOY SURVEY
What color is his hair?: Blonde
Cute smile: Uh huh
Braces: nope
Glasses: not that I know of
Abs: not sure. Probably
Height: Like 5'8 5'9
How did you meet him: My mom babysat him when we were little
How long have you known him: 11(ish) years
Does he play any sports: I think. Either wrestling or soccer
Can he play the guitar: not that I know of
What about any other music instrument: not sure
Do you guys ever text: Sadly, no
Describe something he would wear on a typical day: Plain button up shirt jeans and sneakers
What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: What he wore today because dear jesus he looks good in black. Camo cargo shorts and a black t shirt
Least favorite thing: He doesn't talk to me
Do your friends know that you like him: Oh god no
Do your parents know him?: Yeah, I mean, my mom babysat him
Do you think they would like him if you were dating him?: My mom would, my dad wouldn't
Do you know him properly?: kind of, we're not really "friends: but we do know each other
Have you met his parents: Yes I have
What would you do if he saw your witty: ...kill him.

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