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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2013 2:14pm UTC
    Friendly reminder: your future and your health are more important than having a six pack. Your abs aren’t visible in clothes, and the people who see you when you’re not in clothes don’t care if you have visible abs or not. So they’re there for your own personal enjoyment, and if you decide you enjoy books or tv or cinnamon rolls more than you enjoy having abs, then that is a perfectly legitimate life decision and you have nobody to answer to but yourself.

  2. Fitness_Quotes Fitness_Quotes
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    *Does five crunches*
    *Checks for abs*
    haha anybody else do this?

  3. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    So we had a dodgeball tournament at my school today and oh my shirtless guys with abs.

  4. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2013 6:33pm UTC
    The best day I've had in a while was the other day when I went to a water polo game........hottttttt

  5. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    BOY SURVEY
    What color is his hair?: Blonde
    Cute smile: Uh huh
    Braces: nope
    Glasses: not that I know of
    Abs: not sure. Probably
    Height: Like 5'8 5'9
    How did you meet him: My mom babysat him when we were little
    How long have you known him: 11(ish) years
    Does he play any sports: I think. Either wrestling or soccer
    Can he play the guitar: not that I know of
    What about any other music instrument: not sure
    Do you guys ever text: Sadly, no
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: Plain button up shirt jeans and sneakers
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: What he wore today because dear jesus he looks good in black. Camo cargo shorts and a black t shirt
    Least favorite thing: He doesn't talk to me
    Do your friends know that you like him: Oh god no
    Do your parents know him?: Yeah, I mean, my mom babysat him
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him?: My mom would, my dad wouldn't
    Do you know him properly?: kind of, we're not really "friends: but we do know each other
    Have you met his parents: Yes I have
    What would you do if he saw your witty: ...kill him.

  6. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    I may not have a 6 packn abs but I have a six pack of sodas and I think that is much better.

  7. abbiemarie* abbiemarie*
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    Slowly getting my abs back! He.ll yeah. (:

  8. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 12:33am UTC
    I have a 2 pac. Like itty bitty abs! I am very proud of myself!

  9. ashleylove123 ashleylove123
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 9:55pm UTC
    *Does one sit up*
    Checks for abs

  10. whenitsabouttoendsmile whenitsabouttoendsmile
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 7:36am UTC
    Oh yeah? Well I've been taking pilates classes at the rec. center &
    my abs look like sections of a hershey's bar.
    -Raj (the big bang theory)

  11. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 4:44pm UTC
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    For every
    fave I'll do 10
    sit-ups

  12. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 4:39pm UTC
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    My invisible
    abs are sore

  13. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    Good things happen to those who
    WAIT
    But better things happen to people who
    WORK FOR IT

  14. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    Me: *works out for five minutes*
    Me: *checks for abs*

  15. Emiiillly Emiiillly
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    If I was president the first law I would make would be that if you have nice abs you are required not to wear a shirt,
    ever, even in the winter. If you are that hot you dont need a coat.

  16. Erica_213 Erica_213
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 11:39am UTC
    * does situps and crunches *
    * checks for abs *

  17. Shes_got_broken_things_where_her_heart_should_be Shes_got_broken_things_where_her_heart_should_be
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    I don't care about your abs, I care about your words.

  18. lilagraace lilagraace
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    abs, abs, abs, abs...

  19. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 1:37am UTC
    I hate it when I open the fridge and I can't find what I'm looking for, like happines and perfect abs.

  20. abbiemarie* abbiemarie*
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 9:00pm UTC
    Hey guys, I need your help! I started working out and I need some ideas with what to do, it's a little cold so not a lot of running please(:
    I wanna focus on:
    -Abs
    -Core
    -Thighs
    -Flexibility in legs and abdomen
    Come on help a witty sister out (:

:)

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