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it really gets my goat when boys go on and
on about how hard it is to be a boy. if you have
a legit reason, that is acceptable. random a.ss
b.oners? no. you get a stiffy in front of your
crush? embarrassing. end of it. but because
guys are such h.orny beings, girls can't even
wear tank tops, or shorts higher than their
fingertips, because they might distract boys.
despite the fact that sticking a pencil in a
sharpener is enough to turn them on.

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it really gets my goat when boys go on andon about how hard it

7 faves · 2 comments · Apr 19, 2015 11:03am

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Delicate* · 9 years ago
Dude this. The r.ape culture of our world is so strong and cis guys are so privileged just because they have a four inch stick of disappointment dangling between their legs.
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SwagForLoveBaby · 9 years ago
you have made my day.
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