it really gets my goat when boys go on andon about how hard it is to be a boy. if you havea legit reason, that is acceptable. random a.ssb.oners? no. you get a stiffy in front of yourcrush? embarrassing. end of it. but becauseguys are such h.orny beings, girls can't evenwear tank tops, or shorts higher than theirfingertips, because they might distract boys.despite the fact that sticking a pencil in asharpener is enough to turn them on.
Dishonored*