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Officer: Ma'am, how fast were you going?
Me: Well, my Snapchat selfie says 65 mph...
Officer: omg add me







 
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Officer: Ma'am, how fast were you going? Me: Well, my Snapchat

14 faves · 1 comments · Dec 28, 2014 4:57pm

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funny · joke · lol · true · omg · haha · snapchat · selfie · quote

vulcanoid · 9 years ago
hashtag bach....
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