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rsal3nzihappy birthday!

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Member Since: 2 Jul 2013 04:17pm

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  1. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2014 3:42am UTC
    Everything I like is expensive, illegal, or won't text me back.

  2. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 4:32am UTC
    CUTE BOYS FOR SALE
    -$5 EACH-
    -PERFECT BOYS WITH TRAITS OF YOUR CHOICE-
    -WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER-
    -NO MATTER WHAT-
    -WILL MARRY YOU EVENTUALLY-

  3. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 4:31am UTC
    It's amazing
    how easily you can fall in love
    You can meet this person
    and know absolutely nothing
    about them
    And then there's this one night
    that the two of you don't sleep
    you laugh and talk
    about anything and everything
    all night long
    not getting even a minute of sleep
    It'll be the next day
    and suddenly
    you know so much about this person
    Now you might know more
    about this person
    than you know about
    some of your closest friends
    One night
    that is all it takes
    to fall hopelessly
    in love
    s.b

  4. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 4:30am UTC
    I miss when I was young
    when I used to feel
    all sorts of emotions
    happy, excited, overjoyed
    Now it's all
    anger and sadness
    that's all there is
    that's all there ever is
    The anger and sadness
    was always there
    but I was too naive
    to ever notice

  5. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 4:29am UTC
    They're just girls, breaking hearts, eyes bright, uptight, just girls.

  6. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 4:28am UTC
    The best gift you could ever give me:
    - a hoodie of yours
    - a plane ticket to your house so I can hug your face
    - a picture of you so I can pretend you're next to me
    - something that smells like you
    - you know what
    - just put yourself in a box
    - I'd like that the best
    - thanks

  7. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2014 4:27am UTC
    When the world turns ugly,
    I just turn and look at you, baby.

  8. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    I s a i d m a y b e ,
    y o u ' r e g o n n a b e t h e o n e t h a t s a v e s m e♥

  9. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    Running like a ninja
    When your laptop shows 10% battery..

  10. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:54pm UTC
    You're cute when you're mad..
    k
    Yeah. Well, I'm about to get really adorable!!!

  11. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:52pm UTC
    Ke$ha:BLOW.
    Bruno Mars: GRENADE.
    Katy Perry: FIREWORK.
    Britney Spears: Till the world ends.
    WOW,are they plotting something?

  12. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    Im drawing a blue
    Square in my backyard so that google earth thinks I have a pool..

  13. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    I FEEL SO STUPID FOR LIKING YOU

  14. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    i feel so dumb
    THINKING ABOUT YOU ALL THE TIME
    when i know you're not
    THINKING ABOUT ME AT ALL

  15. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    Haters
    1.People who secretely wish to be you

  16. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    BELIEVE IN
    YOURSELF

  17. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:22pm UTC
    ♥I'm a barbie girl
    in the barbie world
    life in plastic
    it's fantastic ♥
    Admit it,you read this with stupid girly voice.

  18. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    When I was little ,
    I used to draw the sun in the corner of the page ♥

  19. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 4:04pm UTC
    you look like something i ' d d raw
    wi th m y left hand.

  20. rsal3nzi rsal3nzi happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    I
    HAVE FRIENDS
    I'M JUST TOO LAZY TO
    go BE WITH THEM

:)

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