So
today,
Alex (my best friend) and me
went grocery shopping and when we were at the checkout and the
clerk put the money in the register, Alex suddenly went
"That's right, put some f*cking money in this
b*tch!" and the clerk smirked and replied "She just
loves it when I shove it in real deep" as she pressed down
on the bills in the register and everyone just started laughing
so hard. XD