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If I ever saw a famous guy that I was obsessed with on the street I'd go up to them pretending I have no idea who they are and I'd ask them for directions and then we could get talking and then we'd become friends and then best friends and then boyfriend/girlfriend and then engaged and married and when we're both old and frail and have lived our lives together I'd tell them I knew who they were all along and just wanted to marry them from the first sight.

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