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James: Here's a hamster. Do you accept the hamster?
Me: Erm. Sure?
James: By accepting the hamster, you accepted my invitation to prom. There are no takebacks. Congradulations.

So, I guess if you wanna ask someone to prom, buy them a hamster?
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James: Here's a hamster. Do you accept the hamster? Me: Erm.

52 faves · 15 comments · Mar 12, 2014 9:43pm

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
Ahahaha This made me feel better after being awake for god knows how long with pains XD
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Well that's good?
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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* · 1 decade ago
Yes. Cause I was crying my eyes out, Then I found this, And stopped crying, And laughed.

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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Yey ;-;
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nevergrowup89 · 1 decade ago
This is perfect
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PrimarilyParamore* · 1 decade ago
That's weirdly awesome, what did you name it? O.O
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I HAVN'T YET. WOT DO YOU NAME A HAMSTER?
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PrimarilyParamore* · 1 decade ago
WELL, ONE TIME IN.... 4TH GRADE WE HAD A CLASS HAMSTER AND WE NAMED IT HUMPHREY AFTER THE ONE IN THIS BOOK WE READ?
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
I'LL NAME IT DICKY AFTER WOT I HOPE TO GET AFTER PROM ;]
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KayleighJean · 1 decade ago
It *
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KayleighJean · 1 decade ago
Name is Kay (;
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Okay bby xo
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PrimarilyParamore* · 1 decade ago
THAT'S NICE, YOU BE YOUR OWN BUTTERFLY! #INSPIRE
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
AWEH YEA
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PrimarilyParamore* · 1 decade ago
SCORE ONE FOR THE BOYS BACK HOME
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