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Renegade*

1. Renegade*
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2014 5:20pm UTC
   It's not a stereotype,
   it's a problem.
   
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2. Renegade*
   posted a quote
   April 17, 2014 4:30pm UTC
   'Cause this is torturous electricity
   Between both of us and this is
   Dangerous 'cause I want you so much
   But I hate your guts
   
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3. Renegade*
   posted a quote
   April 13, 2014 5:13pm UTC
   The way I see it,
   there's boybands,
   there's girlbands and
   then there's good bands.
   
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4. Renegade*
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   April 13, 2014 7:05am UTC
   It's not a small world,
   it's a small town.
   
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5. Renegade*
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   April 9, 2014 3:06pm UTC
   I'm still not used to writing 2014 and if you don't believe me check my third most recent quote after this one
   
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6. Renegade*
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   April 8, 2014 6:43pm UTC
   and I always linger on that one word...
   "was"
   
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7. Renegade*
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2014 3:10pm UTC
   2013 kim possible:
   call me, beep me, text me, facebook me, tweet me,
   kik me, ask me, if you wanna reach me
   
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8. Renegade*
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2014 3:06pm UTC
   Do you have time for a commited relationship right now? No.
   I've just started a new show on Netflix and it has seven seasons
   
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9. Renegade*
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2014 5:44pm UTC
   French teacher: Elle est....
   Me: X with a dream and my cardigan
   
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10. Renegade*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 5:37pm UTC
    I know,
    I understand,
    I get it.
    And I'm glad you told me.
    
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11. Renegade*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 5:27pm UTC
    You're not going to look back on your life and say,
    "Hey, remember that night when I got plenty of sleep?"
    
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12. Renegade*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 4:45pm UTC
    ONE LOVE
    TWO MOUTHS
    ONE LOVE
    ONE HOUSE
    
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13. Renegade*
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2014 3:49pm UTC
    I have three reasons to live and those
    reasons are June, July and August.
    
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14. Renegade*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 4:48pm UTC
    Because the nerves in your back are so far apart, if you touch two pencils off your back very close together, you will only feel one.
    
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15. Renegade*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    I love English but I hate English class
    I love music but I hate music class
    I love history but I hate history class
    ANYBODY ELSE SEE A PROBLEM HERE?
    
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16. Renegade*
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    March 18, 2014 2:58pm UTC
    She's so hot she straightens her hair with her fingers.
    
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17. Renegade*
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    March 12, 2014 3:56pm UTC
    Girl: Hey, watch where you're going!
    Me: Do they have that on Netflix?
    
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18. Renegade*
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    March 9, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    Self-control is so overrated
    
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19. Renegade*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2014 7:09pm UTC
    You know what I hate?
    Going to parties where these days because everyone is just on their phones or laptops etc. I mean today I was at a party with like mostly 7 year olds and we actually played outside and it was the best party I've been to in the last year or so.
    
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20. Renegade*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 3:50pm UTC
    Why do we congratulate people for getting pregnant?
    Like, it's not that hard, I mean even 16 year olds are doing it.
    
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