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Me: *dies*
Mom: This is no excuse.
Mom: *Brings corpse to school*
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Me: *dies* Mom: This is no excuse. Mom: *Brings corpse to school*

193 faves · 1 comments · Feb 1, 2014 7:52pm

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IKnewYouWereTrouble · 6 years ago
My Mom is actually really amazing. Like okay when I'm on my period she'll let me miss some school, and then she understands my social anxiety so she lets me miss school because of that too. She is like God and I feel bad because it took me so long to notice.
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