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Winter Storms in New England
Locals before the storm hits: Ugh, that's NOTHING. Remember the [insert blizzard/winter storm here]? Weathermen are a bunch of pússies. We probably won't even get anything.
Locals DURING the storm: SWEET JESUS IT'S THE GODDÁMN WHITE APOCALYPSE. I HAVE LIVED HERE ALL MY LIFE BUT I SUDDENLY CAN'T REMEMBER HOW TO DRIVE IN THE SNOW. QUICK!  GET ME BREAD AND MILK AND ENOUGH ICE MELT TO FILL A SMALL SWIMMING POOL.
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Winter Storms in New England Locals before the storm hits: Ugh,

71 faves · 6 comments · Jan 3, 2014 12:52pm

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funny · lol · truestory · tumblr · newengland · massachusetts · thisisreallywhatitslikethough

I'llbuyyouflowers* · 1 decade ago
Back here in the real country England, it's so rainy and windy, and we are in a flood danger area
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capsized* · 1 decade ago
Lawng Island is experiencing the same thing, just with a New York accent ;)

Do they abandon cars on the Expressway when it snows in Mass too?
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styles* · 1 decade ago
literally
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rachlgirl · 1 decade ago
the bread and milk omfg
it's so true though
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Hale_Storm18 · 1 decade ago
bread and milk though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zaVYWLTkU
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Lethal* · 1 decade ago
Same in Jersey.

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