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So my very religious family came over and they said "Victoria it's not okay for you to be a witch. But you're young Jesus will guide you. Take the cross and join us." I just smiled bc I'm not a witch my family is insane and screamed when she touched me with the cross and then took out my Harry potter wand and said "Bippity Boppity hail satan"

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So my very religious family came over and they said "Victoria

27 faves · 3 comments · Dec 3, 2013 7:44pm

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silvergirl

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idontworshipsatan · myreligionismusic · imnotawitheither · funny

TinkyMJ · 1 decade ago
uh... WTF?! Is that true?! OMG! Uh... weird... xD
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requestedroses · 1 decade ago
god BLESS
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CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath · 1 decade ago
You should have started speaking snake
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