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Priest: (Walks into my room) Sir, do you practice a religion?
Me: Yessir, I do.
Priest: Which one? Muslim, Catholic, Christianity, Luthren..?
Me: (Looks him dead in the eye, smiling widely) Discordianism.... (Laughs evily)

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Priest: (Walks into my room) Sir, do you practice a religion?

26 faves · 4 comments · Nov 22, 2013 5:28pm

* Sabaism *

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truestory · sigh · hebackedslowlyoutofmyroom · ithinkiscaredhim · discordianismworshipseristhegoddessofdiscord · funny

PrettyXPrincess · 1 decade ago
Muslim isn't a religion, it's called Islam.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
He's a priest who is more or less Catholic, I doubt he cares if it's Muslim or Islam.
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*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
That's no excuse for ignorance, especially from a priest. But that's just my opinion.
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* Sabaism * · 1 decade ago
Yea, I agree completely.
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