I remember this one time on holiday when I was 6, I went to this holiday kids club thing.

We had to do a paired activity so I went with this girl the same age as me.

There was this supervisor that would call everyone sweatpea, chicken, muffin etc..  (as you do?)

So this ratchet a/s/s girl told me that when that supervisor called you chicken or sweetpea,

she wanted to eat you. I literally cried the whole time I was there thinking this woman was some cray canibal.

This is why I have trust issues