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*To the tune of Jingle Bells*

Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the hills I go
Crashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead

I wake up in the hospital
With stitches on my head
911, 911, please take me away
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an ambulance all day!


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*To the tune of Jingle Bells* Dashing through the snow On a pair

11 faves · 4 comments · Sep 22, 2013 2:15pm

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lol · jinglebells · christmasisrealllyfarawaysoidontkowwhyimpostingthis · funny

永久* · 1 decade ago
oh my gosh <3 made my dayy :)
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okay* · 1 decade ago
:)
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PrimarilyParamore* · 1 decade ago
Lil too soon, but lolz
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okay* · 1 decade ago
Heh heh. I know, I know.
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