Jinglebells Quotes

Goose
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December 29, 2014 1:00pm UTC

Today I got bored and decided to...:Pull out my electric guitar, turn the gain all of the way up, and play Jingle Bells as a heavy metal song with my friend screaming the vocals. Because I'm completely sane.

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HighTaco
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December 30, 2013 8:22pm UTC

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ℓσѕєяѕ gσ αωαу ѕєℓєηα'ѕ
нσт нαтєяѕ ησт
ѕєℓєηαтσяѕ αℓℓ тнє ωαу,нєу ♥

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★♡flying high♥☆*
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December 9, 2013 5:52pm UTC

"That's what"-She

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* Sabaism *
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November 26, 2013 8:30am UTC

Oooohh
Crashing through the snow
With a pair of broken knees
Who knows why I'm out there
I'm probably going to freeze
My fingers are now numb
This whole song is really dumb
Let me say a few words
Before I go and die.
Bumbumbum
The Red Skins suck, and that is true
They probably eat glue
Josh would really hurt me bad
If heeeeee knew
Yeah!
But I don't care
He has milt in his hair
From having sexual intercourse with a bear
Thus, his opinion really does matter

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okay*
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September 22, 2013 2:15pm UTC

*To the tune of Jingle Bells*
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the hills I go
Crashing into trees
The snow is turning red
I think I might be dead
I wake up in the hospital
With stitches on my head
911, 911, please take me away
Oh what fun it is to ride
In an ambulance all day!
nmq

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miss_shorty
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June 12, 2013 9:50am UTC

In the middle of summer...
Normal people: listening to Macklemore, the Biebz, 1D, Bruno Mars, Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, whatever's in.
Me: jamming to my Christmas playlist. After all, it's almost Christmas (in six months, but we're close).

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kitkat929m
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May 25, 2013 5:26pm UTC

http://www.funny-games.biz/cartoon/jingle_bells_reversed.html
I just died. This is SO creepy!

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