*logs on to witty* me: uggg i haven't been on in like months *scrolls though quotes* me:wow, not a lot has changed me: urrrr i probably have soo many notifications. ill just get it over with *sighs and scrolls up* *doesn't see any new notifications * me: hmmmm, thats weird. it must be this stupid new i pad. its probably broken. *refreshes page* me: yup, no notifications . thanks guys. love you too. woww what a confidence booster. brother: kelly, who are you talking to? we are home alone.