Nosociallife Quotes

Calibri (Body) *
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 6:55pm UTC

"Close the door!"
Is probably my most commonly used sentence at home.

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anchorage*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 11:06pm UTC

i can only handle so much socializing until i get tired and start getting irritated towards everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself in my room and go on the computer.

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swagamuffintake2
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 8:49pm UTC

*logs on to witty*
me: uggg i haven't been on in like months
*scrolls though quotes*
me:wow, not a lot has changed
me: urrrr i probably have soo many notifications. ill just get it over with
*sighs and scrolls up*
*doesn't see any new notifications *
me: hmmmm, thats weird. it must be this stupid new i pad. its probably broken.
*refreshes page*
me: yup, no notifications . thanks guys. love you too. woww what a confidence booster.
brother: kelly, who are you talking to? we are home alone.

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bluebox2
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 4:16pm UTC

invite me over your house so i can ignore you while i go on my phone and eat all your food

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gab*
posted a quote
June 21, 2013 4:59pm UTC

Welcome to Witty Profiles;
the web's largest collection of cute quotes, funny status messages, jokes, and famous quotations. We are glad you joined us! Expect spending less time going outside and being productive with your life and more time using our website. Your parents will begin yelling at you for spending so much time on the computer much more often. Many of us even get to the point where we hiss at the sunlight. So be prepared for your eyes to be glued to your computer screen 24/7 and have our website URL be the first thing that pops up when you type the letter 'W' in your address bar. Enjoy your stay!

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gab*
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 11:32pm UTC

normal teenagers: i would never be able to survive without my phone! it's basically my life!
me: i think if i didn't have to have a cell phone i would save so much money for things that are actually worth paying for and my life would probably improve by at least 39%

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Emilycullen
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:04pm UTC

that depressing moment when 12 year olds attend more concerts than you ever have

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 3:47pm UTC

Can Bob the Builder fix my
social life?

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breezy_mac
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 4:50am UTC

I really just fail at relationships/friendships.

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smile_cos_you_can
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 8:45am UTC

friend: aw i love him so much <3
other friend: I can't believe we've been together this long!
other friend no.2: i'm going to the cinema this weekend with tom!
me: i think i'm in love with my bed...

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gab*
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 9:15pm UTC

~format by gabikk~
I don't see the point
in me having a phone anymore. Every time I look at it it's the same thing; 0 missed calls, 0 new text messages. Nobody ever talks to me outside of school. My friends are distancing away from me. I basically have no one. I can't remember the last time someone willingly made plans with me. My social life is a joke. And it bothers me to see other people with their phones out texting 2 or more people at a time everyday and then they complain one day that nobody texted them, when I'm lucky to get one text message a week. I'm tired of being reminded of how lonely I am. If it weren't for safety reasons I would have already cancelled my service and threw my phone in a pitfire by now.

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ordinary_girl37
posted a quote
March 6, 2013 9:32pm UTC

So I was invited to a party this Saturday!
I should be really excited, but I have no social skills so I actually just want to die

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gab*
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 8:41pm UTC

~format by gabikk~
There's so much
I have to say, but no one I trust enough to say it to.

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gab*
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:19pm UTC

i hate most social networking sites because all they do are remind me of the social life I don’t have the pretty face I don’t have and the real friends I don’t have and tbh going on instagram for 2 minutes can ruin my whole day

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fightlikeagirl456
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 5:33pm UTC

Will you keep me warm tonight?
I whispered to the bottom of my laptop

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bluebox2
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 9:18pm UTC

Teacher: Okay since gyms cancelled I'll let you have free time.
Me: *runs over to computer to go on witty and tumblr*
Teacher: Oh and no computers I want you to be social and talk with actuall human beings.
Me: lol whats wrong with this school.
Me:
Me: I should totally post this on witty.

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