(I am working a morning shift
at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother
walk into the cafe.)
Me: "So, what will it be?"
Child: "I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN."
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother
looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: "Eggs.....he would like some eggs...."
Ha...saw this on Pinterest.
:)
