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JocelynElizabeth

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Member Since: 4 Jul 2011 04:27pm

Last Seen: 27 Jan 2014 09:50pm

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Hey everyone :) My name is Jocelyn! I am 19 years old and married. Some might ask why I got married so young and if you ask I'll tell you! I have 2 sisters and a step-sister. My parents are divorced and my mother is re-married. My in-laws don't care for me (dido ;)_) and I have a puppy named Ralphy. I spend my time reading, writing, and cooking. I am getting ready to start my next semester of college. Working towards Law School. My life changes frequently. The only things that remain the same are my love for Jesus and my love for my husband, Jarrod. We live in a small apartment and I Love it to death!

Details about me:  I am 19 (as stated earlier.) I am pretty tall. I stand almost 5'9" and am slightly overweight. I have naturally blonde hair and it is fairly curly. However, my hair is currently red. I have big, green eyes (which Jarrod loves) and small lips. I am pretty much a Hippie minus the drugs and free-love (lol) and I HATE conflict. I love animals and people. In wish I could help everyone and someday plan to adopt children from all over the world. I'm not rich but I'm not poor either. My husband works full-time and our bills are fairly low.


Random Loves :  I love music. I especially love folk music from the '60s and '70s. But I have a special place in my heart for Kellin Quinn. My husband listens to alt. Rock and thats how I was introduced. I love reading and my current fandoms are : The Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments, Harry Potter, Twilight Saga, Beautiful Creatures. I love any kind of slightly creepy, edge of your seat, movie/book.




  1. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    Im moving to Alabama :)

  2. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
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    August 15, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Books .. stories .. fiction ... music .. food.. my whole life described in five words.

  3. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
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    August 15, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    Tell me something crazy and funny :)

  4. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    I've been feeling...honestly kind of depressed lately. I think it is against the rules to ask y'all to comment on the quote but maybe you guys can put something EXTREMLY happy on my profile? :\

  5. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
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    August 10, 2013 2:27am UTC
    Dare :)
    My most embarassing moment is hard to choose because i do soooo many embarassing things but okay so the year my cousin was born my aunt took us to get christmas pictures with her new baby. we were all dressed up and they had me wearing heels. Im like super clumsey and we had to stop at walmart for something. my aunt was talking to me and i just hit the ground. i just laid there becayse it hurt and i was soooo embaresses. my aunt was hysterically laughing and every one kept giving her dirty looks and asking me if i was okay.

  6. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 11:02pm UTC
    If oppertunity doesn't knock build a door.

  7. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:50pm UTC
    You laugh at me because I'm different? I laugh at you because you're all the same.
    -Daniel Knode

  8. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    Even the greatest was once a beginner. Don't be afraid to take that first step.

  9. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
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    August 6, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    In Love With You
    Chapter 3
    Emerson was sitting across the table from Jeremiah. She tried to convince him she wanted to stay home, but to no avail. He picked her up around 7 and they went to get something to eat.
    "That is totally my luck, ya know? I think the universe has it out for me."
    "Oh come on, Emerson. He is a jerk. Why do you let him get so under your skin!"
    As much as Emerson wanted to go off about how he didnt understand , she knew better. Jerrmiah was with her through all of it. The tears..the venting...and especially the anger. She gave him a half hearted smile and tried to figure out why he didnt just give up.
    Stevens POV
    Steven looked across the street and seen his sister, Georgianna waiting for him on the park bench.
    "Hey G!" Georgianna smiled. He had decided long ago that her name was to long and decided "G" was an appropriate nickname.
    "Hey hon. You look like death what happened?"
    "You will never even guess who came in for an interveiw today."
    "Ummm mom?" She started to laugh but was stopped by the grim look on his face. "Emerson." She stated matter-of-factly.
    "How did you know?"
    "She was the only person that ever made you react so strongly."
    "Maybe this is my second chance. I need to find her."
    " Whoh now. Wait a second. You put that girl through SO much. You've lied and left and she has been living her own life now."
    "But, G, maybe she'll forgive me."
    Georgianna took her brothers face in her hands. "Steven," she began. "You lied about the baby..."
    (OKAY WITTIANS WHAT YOU THINK??!)

  11. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    In Love With You
    Chapter 2
    "Emerson?" I stood staring. I couldn't move. I couldn't breath. I couldn't talk. Only stare. About a year an a half ago I was engaged to the man in front of me. His name is Steven Larson and he almost ruined my life. Let me give you a little back information. About 4 years ago I met Steven. He was a senior and I was a junior who had fallen crazy in love with love. When Steven asked me if I wanted to see a movie I was afraid it was a joke. But we went and had an amazing time. Each day I fell more in love with Steven and was under the impression he was in love with me, too. He proposed the night after I graduated high school and I thought we were going to be together forever. However, he apparently had another thing in mind. And by another thing, I mean another girl. Candace went to college with Steven and apparently they had been seeing each other for most of our relationship. Not all the time. Only when we would argue or when he would become angry because I wouldn't sleep with him. He would go to Candace and she would make him feel better about himself by making herself low and vulnerable. I was so in love with him that whenever I found out about him and Candace, believed him when he said it was over between them and continued planning our wedding as if nothing had happened. But a few months later, Candace was pregnant and the baby was Steven's. He called off the engagement left me all alone.
    "I..uh.." That was the brilliant thing I was able to say to him.
    " Emerson, lets try to put the past behind us and be professional," he said.
    " Okay," I said.
    We sat there in silence, neither of us saying a word.
    "Okay, so I looked over your appli.." I interupted him saying
    "You know what? I can't do this." I grabbed my bag and practically ran out the door. Tears were springing up in my eyes as I finally made it to the car.
    Steven's POV
    As Steven stared at the door of his office he thought to himself, "Why did I let her walk out of my life yet again. I love you, Emerson. Always have, Always will."
    (Okay Wittians what do you think about Cahpter 2??)

  12. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    In Love With You
    Chapter 1
    I woke up this morning to Bruno Mars singin Locked Out Of Heaven from my alarm clock. I rolled over and remembered that today was my interview at Hollister. I already worked as a salesclerk for the local Walmart, but law school is expensive and since I'm paying for most of it out of pocket, two jobs are a must. By the way, my name is Emerson Bailey. I'm 20 and working on my bachelors degree is pre-law. I never had much growing up so I decided to change that. I don't necesarally want to be a Lawyer, but I know I'll make more than enough money. Anyways, I got up an reached for m7y "mature, buisness" clothes (as I call them.) Red polo (which looks great with my blue eyes and black as night hair) and black dressy pants. While I was getting dresses my cell phone went off. I reached for my phone an saw it was a text from my best friend, Jeremiah.
    Jeremiah : want to meet up later?
    Me : depends on how this interview goes. If it goes poorly I'm coming home and eating more icecream than humanly possible lol :)
    Jeremiah : You'll knock 'em dead, sweetheart. Text me after
    He is such a sweetie. He believes I can conquer the world if I would so choose. I get in my beat up pontiac from the early 90's and roll down the window. The air conditioning went out in my car ages ago and it is uncomfortably hot this summer in Ohio. As I pull into the parking lot of the mall my nerves kick in. I hate when this happens. I get all shaky and break out in hives all over my neck and face. "deep breath" I tell myself. By the time I've made my way to the entrance of the store, I have my self under control. I tell the lady at the register why I am here and she leads me to a door in the back and tell me to go on in, that he is expecting me. I walk in and freeze right in my tracks. Sitting behind the desk is my ex FIANCE!
    (Okay guys here is the first chapter of my FIRST Witty story! I would love to use you guys in the story so if you want to put your name and somethings about how you look and act then that would be great! Please leave feedback about whta you think! I'll try to post tonight if I get enough response!!!)

  13. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
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    August 4, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    Why won't my account let me upload a new picture? Can anyone help?

  14. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
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    August 4, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    Is there anybody out there who feels like death?

  15. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
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    August 4, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    ask.fm/JocelynnElizabeth

  16. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
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    August 3, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Okay so i have listened to the same musicians for awhile now. Not that i want to replace them I would juat like to add some variety. Please comment band names or singers (all types of music; new or old) and your fave song by them :)

  17. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
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    August 3, 2013 2:52am UTC
    Remember when Witty was fun? We came to make friends regardless of age, race, sexuality? Now its all drama. Everyone is against everyone else. RIP Witty.

  18. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 10:37pm UTC
    Wittians...i need help. I am happy with my life but not with me. ive taken DRASTIC measures to make myself less self concious but it doesnt work..

  19. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
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    August 2, 2013 10:06pm UTC
    I just want to say that I am so happy just because I can be!

  20. JocelynElizabeth JocelynElizabeth
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    August 2, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    Life is good!!!

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