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So we'll never know what a hobbknocker is and why it's

37 faves · 18 comments · Jun 25, 2013 3:16pm

ThatWeirdGirl*

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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
It's just a slang word for a guy who gives people mushroom stamps. It's illegal because it's public nudity and s exual assault.
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macjohnson8 · 1 decade ago
the two most common ones I've heard are;
a man who hits someone with his wee
or a man who m.asturbates in public
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GO2HELL · 1 decade ago
i heard a person who has smex with animals (take out the m) O.O
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Here's the two most common ones I've heard;
"When a guy hits you in the face with the tool he uses for peeing."
"A person who molests animals"
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cryingforhelp · 1 decade ago
cooooorect!
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*Elena;~ ♥* · 1 decade ago
Haha(;
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ThatWeirdGirl* · 1 decade ago
I think the first one makes more sense cause the word has knocker in it and it reminds me of hitting and so yeah..
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KayleeAnn22 · 1 decade ago
Everyone thinks it's a different thing. I'll just stick to wondering. Urban dictionary kinda just scarred me for life, lol.
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ThatWeirdGirl* · 1 decade ago
Yeah I just read it... I don't know what to think lol
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KayleeAnn22 · 1 decade ago
I know. I've come to a conclusion that the best thing to do is not to think about it, but to try to unthink it, lol
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peacelovehappiness95 · 1 decade ago
...it wont let me type dick

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peacelovehappiness95 · 1 decade ago
*with his dick...
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peacelovehappiness95 · 1 decade ago
It's when a guy hits you in the face with hid dick...

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carson5482 · 1 decade ago
That question will forever haunt me.
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ThatWeirdGirl* · 1 decade ago
Same here..
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collapse* · 1 decade ago
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hobknocker
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ThatWeirdGirl* · 1 decade ago
Well that was helpful(: Lol is it even a real word?
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collapse* · 1 decade ago
Lol I don't think so, cause I tried to look up the definition on dictionary.com but it wasn't there so...
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