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cole-15-reality is the prison of the mind- i hate everyone

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livelifeforever22
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August 11, 2012 1:25pm UTC

Its funny how after an argument is over,
you think of more clever things you could've said

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livelifeforever22
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August 11, 2012 1:22pm UTC

Times I Think I'm Going To Die
5% I actually might be dying
95% When my chair tips back slightly and i almost fall backwards

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livelifeforever22
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August 10, 2012 8:16pm UTC

Trying to forget someone you've loved,
is like trying to remember someone you havn't met

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livelifeforever22
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August 10, 2012 7:54pm UTC

You know you're lazy when
you get excited about cancelled plans

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livelifeforever22
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August 10, 2012 7:50pm UTC

Harry Potter Fans: "I want to go to Hogwarts!"
Narnia Fans: "I want to go to Narnia!"
Percy Jackson Fans: "I want to go to The Halfblood Camp!"
Hunger Games Fans: "I'm okay"

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livelifeforever22
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August 10, 2012 1:04pm UTC

Typical game of ping pong
5% actually playing ping pong
95% chasing the ball around the room

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livelifeforever22
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August 10, 2012 12:14pm UTC

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livelifeforever22
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August 9, 2012 1:32am UTC

I love pictures, they never change,
Even when the people in them do.
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livelifeforever22
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August 9, 2012 12:36am UTC

Things I Did This Summer:
1. Built a rocket
2. Fought a mummy
3. Climbed up the eiffel tower
4. Discovered something that didn't exist
5. Gave a monkey a shower
6. Surfed tidal waves
7. Created nanobots
8. Located frankenstein's brain
9. Found a dodo bird
10. Painted a continent
11. Drove my sister insane &
12. Created a title sequence

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livelifeforever22
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July 13, 2012 1:24pm UTC

Life isn't a garden,
Don't be a hoe
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livelifeforever22
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July 12, 2012 8:43pm UTC

What's that, a hat
crazy funky junky hat
overslept, hair unsightly
tryin' to look like Keira Knightly
we've been there, we've done that
we see right through you're funky hat
<3 if you remember this :)

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livelifeforever22
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July 12, 2012 3:15pm UTC

You never know what you have
Until its gone
♥
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livelifeforever22
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July 12, 2012 2:17pm UTC

It's a pillow and it's a pet! It's a pillow pet!
<3 if you just sang that lol
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livelifeforever22
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July 12, 2012 2:00pm UTC

If you treat them like a celebrity,
they will treat you like a fan
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livelifeforever22
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July 11, 2012 9:39am UTC

Karen the computer: Excuse me sir, i believe you dropped you wallet
Patrick: It doesn't look familiar to me
Karen the computer: Are you Mr. Patrick Star?
Patrick: yep
Karen the computer: And this is your I.D.
Patrick: yep
Karen the computer: I found it in this wallet therfore it is your wallet
Patrick: makes sense to me
Karen the computer: so, take it
Patrick: its not my wallet

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