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I'm thinking of buying a monkey.
Then I think, "Why stop at one?"
I don't like being limited in that way.
Therefore, I am considering
a platoon of monkeys.
So that people will look at me
and see how mellow and
well-adjusted I am compared
to these monkeys throwing
feces around.
~Robert Downey Jr.

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I'm thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, "Why

5 faves · 3 comments · Jun 23, 2013 5:10pm

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TheMorticiansDaughter* · 1 decade ago
This is one of many reasons I have a crush on him!
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SisiAdelia · 1 decade ago
right?!? he's the whole flipping package!!! xD *le me fangirling*
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TheMorticiansDaughter* · 1 decade ago
He's perf~ ugh!!!(:
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