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  1. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    I'm thinking of buying a monkey.
    Then I think, "Why stop at one?"
    I don't like being limited in that way.
    Therefore, I am considering
    a platoon of monkeys.
    So that people will look at me
    and see how mellow and
    well-adjusted I am compared
    to these monkeys throwing
    feces around.
    ~Robert Downey Jr.

:)

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