I loved Paul, the three eyed monkey that used to be at the end of every show on Nick. Due to this and the fact that I am very bored, I would like to convey the wonderful and interesting story of Paul.
When Paul was first born, he was different. His mother and siblings could all clearly tell he wasn't an ordinary ape. But it wasn't until the little monkey first opened his eyes that they truly noticed. Paul had three eyes. As he grew, his siblings and every other monkey picked on him. Paul became so depressed that he ran away from home. He spent many countless nights in the cold as he ran through the jungle. The rainforest was hard on him, and he found himself not eating some days, and on many occasions not drinking, either. But eventually Paul found himself on a luxurious beach with white sand and crystal clear waters. There was a lot to eat and drink here, so there he stayed. Two months rolled by and on one morning, Paul was woken up by a big horn blasting. He didn't like this rude awakening, and decided to go investigate what had woken him up. He walked to the other end of the beach, a side where he had never been before. there he found a large white object floating in the water. We know this as a cruise ship. He climbed aboard unnoticed, and began to further investigate this mysterious vessel. He got lost on the bowels of the ship, and before he knew it the ship was taking off. You see, this was only a supply stop for the ship as there was a city a few miles north. He became a castaway on the ship, and found there were creatures he had never seen before. So he explored during the night, as he had the feeling that these creatures could be dangerous. Through the many weeks he spent aboard the ship, he learned the creatures language. They refer to it as "English". It was very different from ape-speak, and he wasn't very good at it. But nevertheless, he kept studying the language anyways to pass time. The next time the boat stopped was in a country the creatures called America. It was California, to be exact. Paul snuck off of the ship that night and stole his way through the streets unnoticed. He did this for many days, traveling many miles where he eventually reached a place called "Hollywood". For some reason, this city stuck out to Paul. He liked it very much, and felt as though he was safe. He disguised himself as a hairy homeless man and slept in alleys and ate from dumpsters. But one day, Paul forgot to put on his disguise. He walked his way to his favorite alley which held his favorite dumpster. This alley, unbeknownst to him, was behind the headquarters of Nickelodeon. As he was eating, a man came out to throw away the trash. This man was Drake Bell. Keep in mind Drake wasn't famous yet. He saw the monkey and thought somebody let their pet loose. He didn't notice the third eye, as Paul usually kept it closed. Drake picked up his new furry friend and took him inside. When Drake's boss saw it, he immediately took it to the CEO of Nick. At first, the CEO said to give it to the zoo. But all of the changed when Paul looked up and had his third eye open. He saw it as a way to make money. Money was a new word for Paul. So he spoke up and asked "What does money mean?". The CEO nearly did a backflip. He said that at the end of nearly every Nick show, they would have a clip of Paul and would make millions. When the CEO asked who found the monkey, Drake's boss quivered. He was a terrible liar, and had to tell the truth. Drake was immediately given a last minute position in a show called "Amanda's show". This made Drake famous, and got him another big gig in a show called "Drake and Josh" where he and his close co-star made everyone laugh. Paul even inspired the episode about the orangutan. But alas, Paul died of old age. This hit Drake so hard, he quit the show. He was so depressed he couldn't bring himself to ever star in a show again, until the Drake and Josh Christmas special. But Drake even hated that, and he still sits home alone, depressed.
This is the story of Paul, the wonderful three-eyed monkey that was loved dearly by Nick stars and viewers alike. Please share this tear-wrenching story about Paul. But make sure you give credit to me, Ledukester, the original story teller/writer. Thank you all, and goodbye.