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My teacher had a friend in Norway that had a monkey. This monkey stole food from people's plates. He also knew how to smoke. When the cigarettes were taken away from him, he had a tantrum. When there were no cigarettes on the table, he went into the drawer and stole them.
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My teacher had a friend in Norway that had a monkey. This monkey

5 faves · 1 comments · Jan 10, 2014 7:58pm

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Morgan* · 1 decade ago
Btw this monkey's name was Harry Bum.face
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