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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2016 12:49pm UTC
    work is getting so stressful for me.
    "that's life" and "that's work" is all I'm
    being told and like... I get it, I do, but
    I shouldn't have to be scared to go in
    to work because my boss might decide
    she doesn't like me that day for no good
    reason. because she does that. the other
    day she told my coworkes I don't have
    much common sense. like who does
    that? I have plenty. but my manager
    didn't train me. so there are a lot of
    stupid questions I ask, so I don't get
    in trouble for doing something wrong.
    it's an anxiety thing. and being called
    stupid is the one thing I just can't stand.
    because I can be stupid, we all can.
    but I'm not stupid in general, you know?

  2. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2016 9:40am UTC
    Glazed eyes
    Empty hearts
    Buying happy from shopping carts

  3. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 9:13pm UTC
    You remember like five years ago when Webkinz were like $20?
    Well I went to this store on Sunday and they're selling them for like $3 each.
    I may have gotten like 5.

  4. SisiAdelia SisiAdelia
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:10pm UTC
    I'm thinking of buying a monkey.
    Then I think, "Why stop at one?"
    I don't like being limited in that way.
    Therefore, I am considering
    a platoon of monkeys.
    So that people will look at me
    and see how mellow and
    well-adjusted I am compared
    to these monkeys throwing
    feces around.
    ~Robert Downey Jr.

  5. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 8:00pm UTC
    Accidentally buying a song on iTunes
    #thelittlethingsthathurt

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