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What happens when I meet my favorite celebrity:

Me: Well, hello there. How are you? Would you like to have some coffee some time?

What really happens:

Me: I- I- You- I- *chokes on my own spit*
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What happens when I meet my favorite celebrity: Me: Well, hello

18 faves · Jun 13, 2013 5:00pm

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